ladyethyme

Honestly...I never liked Wanda. I hated WandaVision. And here's a whole movie with her whining about her 'kids' (oh but let's forget about Vision in the other universes because...reasons. Guess she doesn't give a rip about him except when she throws his name out there to try and guilt trip Strange).

Never mind Vision would kill her as a villain and she's everything he fought against. It's ALL SBOUT THE KIDS we have no personal attachment to (random nameless kids seen for ten seconds) but somehow are supposed to view them as her entire reason for ripping the universe apart?

And no sorry Wanda mothers don't "use magic to make kids". They use biology. 🙄 That line was so cheese and cringey I couldn't stand it.

Really disappointed.

I must say-watching it right now-the 4th wall breaks are distracting, and the cutting is....awkward. It's very choppy. And the random modern music ....eh. Oddly most of the sets appear to be faux Victorian....and the plastic pen the poet is using in 1650...? I mean....if you're going to spend millions of dollars, make it a spectacle of fabrics etc...why not even TRY...? Would a starving poet be deliberately rude to his rich patron? Uh...no. Bright, enormous plastic 'jewels' on eeeeeverything.

And sooo much staring. Say a line then stare for a good 10-15 seconds. Staring from different angles. Staring at the camera. Shakey cam. Staring. More shakey can. Running. Staring. Billy Zane with....apparently a 1850 crimped perm. It's... very student film. Student film with a huge budget. Trying to be 'artsy' and just failing. And apparently the epitome of life for a woman is....drumroll HAVING KIDS! Yes SUCH an original movie. 🙄🙄