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I loved the first movie, but damn, Africa, what happened? There's not even any romance (which the first one had while being silly); instead it is like a three stooges episode the entire time. I feel bad for Virginia Gardner and Dylan Sprouse why must have been locked into a contract. I also feel really bad for the actual author who I'm sure wrote a way better book than this is.

I have no idea if I will be able to make it through the last thirty minutes of this, just like I have no idea how to add two hundred more words to this review.

I saved this movie to watch specifically when I was drunk, and not even that helped. It is really THAT bad. Save yourself.

I need you to understand, I LOVE bad movies. And I LOVE shark movies. So a BAD SHARK movie should be right up my alley. Open water 2 is my favorite movie of all time (I know there aren't sharks in it, that's the point). This movie is so bad it took me about 8 times of watching ten minutes each to get through it. I cannot even. I'm so upset at the main actor I can't even say what I want to say bc I am a feminist and I won't talk bad about her. But this was absolute trash. The villain really did her best too but, yeesh. If you love bad shark movies, this isn't the one. It's so disappointing. Watch The Reef.