jesbeard
Joined Jan 2003
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Good movies make you care about what is happening in the story and to the charecters. This movie succeeds with that at a very high level. The acting, story-telling, shooting, editing and direction are all strong. This is probably the best movie I have seen that I had never before heard of.
It is utterly amazing to me that anyone, even the director's mother, might rate this film highly. It is without question the worst film I can recall seeing in my 62 years.
It is not funny. It is not scary. It is not interesting. It is not entertaining. It is a tremendous waste of some actual acting talent. And yet it is not so bad that you can laugh at it in the way you can some of the legendary bombs such as Ed Wood directed in the 1950's and 1960's.
I watched the entire film, and genuinely kept thinking that somewhere in it there had to be some sort of payoff, something which on some level would make it worth watching. Sadly, there was nothing.
Several of the favorable reviews here gush about how the film is funny, laugh-out-loud funny. I genuinely not only did not come close to laughing even once, I don't believe I even smiled.
It is not funny. It is not scary. It is not interesting. It is not entertaining. It is a tremendous waste of some actual acting talent. And yet it is not so bad that you can laugh at it in the way you can some of the legendary bombs such as Ed Wood directed in the 1950's and 1960's.
I watched the entire film, and genuinely kept thinking that somewhere in it there had to be some sort of payoff, something which on some level would make it worth watching. Sadly, there was nothing.
Several of the favorable reviews here gush about how the film is funny, laugh-out-loud funny. I genuinely not only did not come close to laughing even once, I don't believe I even smiled.
