Jaymz13

Terms such as "might, possibly, and maybe" have no business being used THIS much in a show that proclaims itself to be a scientific documentary. Of course, this show is pretty light on science. It's pretty light on documentation, too.

What it's heavy on is unsubstantiated statements, hopeful thinking, and many statements about what some scientists WISH to be disvovered. Hardly a "documentary," even by the loosest of definitions.

I read a lot of science and science fiction. Of the two types of writing, this one falls much closer to the latter than the former. Hype. That's all this is. Hype for Keppler. They just spent 54 minutes basically declaring how great Keppler is. And it really is. But there's no need to create this whole Trojan horse of a "documentary" to convince me. Just document Keppler and the discoveries made because of it. Enough of this non-science, mumbo-jumbo, mushroom dreaming about what you HOPE to discover. Stick to what's actually been discovered. THAT'S what a documentary is.

Contains: No Spaceships No Blackholes No Unicorns No Rainbows No Alien Abductions Aimless and Angsty Teens MDMA

The scene where the one girl painted a black spot on her bedroom wall, had me waiting for her friend to try running through it like Wile E. Coyote through a tunnel painted on a cliff. At least that would've provided some much needed comic relief.

The dialogue wasn't even like real people talking.

"I thought about mom today." "Yeah. Taffy is delicious." "I like snorkling." "Okay. Let's take your motorcycle."

And just on and on. "Actors" spouting random disconnected sentences while looking at each other "meaningfully." The Liberty Mutual, door dash, and Amazon commercials that popped up during the breaks were cinematic genius by comparison.

I've seen worse, but not by much, and it's been a long time. 2 stars. Barely.

A smut anime that verges on hentai. Offers lots of fan service and little else besides a laugh here and there. Contains all the tropes of the genre including overly sexualized "innocent" girls who blush and demure when ogled or groped by men, but who shamelessly grope and fondle each other in lesbian acts. Their dungeon adventures really don't matter and almost get in the way of this show's intended purpose. It's all just filler between nude and semi-nude scenes as the camera pans chests and crotches. Would be much better if it stopped pretending to be ashamed of its overt sexuality. But it'll do until something better comes along.