borg9of9235
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If you like Dina Meyer or fantasize about semi-hot girl on girl action(but avoid outright porn) than you'll enjoy this movie as a rental. The plot is predictable, the editing shoddy at best, and all around it's not that gripping. And it has its moments of blazing stupidity.
This is B through and through. Dina Meyer's acting is great, not excellent, but great. The FBI guys leave much to be desired, and the male lead doesn't really make you care. The villian is actually rather well portrayed, but not all that scary.
Oh, and why oh why does the movie insist on calling an average(At best) looking woman pretty? Did she sleep with the writers? It's all anyone ever says about her in the flick.
This is B through and through. Dina Meyer's acting is great, not excellent, but great. The FBI guys leave much to be desired, and the male lead doesn't really make you care. The villian is actually rather well portrayed, but not all that scary.
Oh, and why oh why does the movie insist on calling an average(At best) looking woman pretty? Did she sleep with the writers? It's all anyone ever says about her in the flick.
The plot was silly, the husband was silly, some scenes were silly, but it fun to watch. Personally I didn't really care about the main story arc, but the secondary one was fun. One thing about the movie is that it left me wondering what in the world did girls see in the husband?
Pretty much everything involving the mafiosos was enjoyable, especially the park scene. I might rent the movie again just for them. If you are looking for something to kill some time while enjoying a brew, this is a good choice.
Pretty much everything involving the mafiosos was enjoyable, especially the park scene. I might rent the movie again just for them. If you are looking for something to kill some time while enjoying a brew, this is a good choice.
Another movie I watched in my Mariska Hargitay run. I highly regretted watching this. It was a waste of the $2.13 it cost to rent it. Direction was terrible. The camera angles tried to be dramatic and add to the tension, but it failed miserably and came across as the work of a child. One scene is as badly shot as the worst amatuer porn flick. Acting is acceptable, but can't overcome the hideous directing, writing, and fashion. The ending scene is laughable and cliche. After the first half hour I ended up fast forwarding through a good portion of the movie, only watching the scenes that helped to move the(pathetic) plot forward or that featured something eye-catching. Let's not even get into the plot holes and hanging threads.
Stay away from this. Zombie flicks are more enjoyable.
Stay away from this. Zombie flicks are more enjoyable.