coreym-5
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This has to be the worst movie I've EVER seen. The acting is bad, the script is bad, the plot isn't TOO bad, although it's pulled off in the worst way imaginable. I actually considered walking out and getting a refund, however I decided to stay and watch the rest, just to see how bad it is.
I actually found the film to be rather offensive, in it's portrayal of bullying and stereotypical gay people.
I will not bother to expand upon what the film is about, from my above comments I hope you now realise what an annoying piece of celluloid trash this and will not waste your money on it, like I so foolishly did.
If, after reading my 'sentiments' towards the movie, you STILL want to see it, please be prepared to die inside and give up your dignity.
Without a doubt, the worst movie of the year. 1/10
I actually found the film to be rather offensive, in it's portrayal of bullying and stereotypical gay people.
I will not bother to expand upon what the film is about, from my above comments I hope you now realise what an annoying piece of celluloid trash this and will not waste your money on it, like I so foolishly did.
If, after reading my 'sentiments' towards the movie, you STILL want to see it, please be prepared to die inside and give up your dignity.
Without a doubt, the worst movie of the year. 1/10
Or, at least the most boring I've ever seen. 'Somewhere' makes 'It's Complicated' look like 'Hard Target', in terms of how interesting it is and how much happens. In fact, virtually nothing happens in this movie.
'Somewhere' has no real story or character development. The first scene in the movie shows the main character, Johnny, an actor, driving around in a circle for at least two minutes. If this is meant to represent something, I certainly didn't see it. A few minutes later, he watches two pole dancers for what seems like four or even five minutes. If I remember correctly, there is no dialogue in either of these scenes.
Later on, Johnny watches his young daughter ice skate for another four or five minutes. Again, there is little or even no dialogue in this scene. In fact, I bet the movie's script was written on less than 15 sheets of paper.
The main question is, is 'Somewhere' meant to be entertaining, or is it intentionally boring. Johnny, even though he's an actor, seems to live a rather boring life. Maybe the director wanted the audience to feel what Johnny feels? I don't know, and to be honest, I really don't care.
I was certainly not entertained by 'Somewhere'. I was not interested in 'Somewhere'. In fact, the trailers shown before the movie, including one for about a talking alien voiced by Seth Rogen, were more entertaining and FAR fore interesting than the movie itself.
I guess you could say, with me only being a teenager, I'm too young to properly enjoy this film. I know a good movie when I see one. I have thoroughly enjoyed other films about adult life. 'Garden State' is one of my all-time favourite movies. 'Somewhere' is one of the worst.
I only actually went to see this because Chris Pontius from 'Jackass' is in it (which is why I have given it two stars not one) and because the trailer made it look minorly interesting. Then again, being the big 'Jackass' fan I am, I guess maybe a (very) slow-moving drama with absolutely no comic or enjoyable elements whatsoever just isn't for me.
'Somewhere' has no real story or character development. The first scene in the movie shows the main character, Johnny, an actor, driving around in a circle for at least two minutes. If this is meant to represent something, I certainly didn't see it. A few minutes later, he watches two pole dancers for what seems like four or even five minutes. If I remember correctly, there is no dialogue in either of these scenes.
Later on, Johnny watches his young daughter ice skate for another four or five minutes. Again, there is little or even no dialogue in this scene. In fact, I bet the movie's script was written on less than 15 sheets of paper.
The main question is, is 'Somewhere' meant to be entertaining, or is it intentionally boring. Johnny, even though he's an actor, seems to live a rather boring life. Maybe the director wanted the audience to feel what Johnny feels? I don't know, and to be honest, I really don't care.
I was certainly not entertained by 'Somewhere'. I was not interested in 'Somewhere'. In fact, the trailers shown before the movie, including one for about a talking alien voiced by Seth Rogen, were more entertaining and FAR fore interesting than the movie itself.
I guess you could say, with me only being a teenager, I'm too young to properly enjoy this film. I know a good movie when I see one. I have thoroughly enjoyed other films about adult life. 'Garden State' is one of my all-time favourite movies. 'Somewhere' is one of the worst.
I only actually went to see this because Chris Pontius from 'Jackass' is in it (which is why I have given it two stars not one) and because the trailer made it look minorly interesting. Then again, being the big 'Jackass' fan I am, I guess maybe a (very) slow-moving drama with absolutely no comic or enjoyable elements whatsoever just isn't for me.
