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Yes, for the most part, this is a silly, harmless movie. The plot is inane and the characters are ridiculous, though Mamie Van Doren is beautiful and rather charming. The surprise comes late in the film, ostensibly when the robot is dreaming. His dreams are much like the fantasies of most heterosexual men, I imagine. It's just that you don't expect to see this when watching a silly "beach-party-type" movie. In what I suppose is the European version, four women come out individually and perform striptease, down to the tiniest triangle of coverage. I don't know what the other reviewer was talking about- I saw eight boobs without a pastie in sight. The extended dances went on for ten minutes or so, each one raunchier than the last. The last two were bumping, grinding, and literally humping the robot. Both my husband and I were quite surprised. Anyway, fair warning.

Let me start by saying I really love horror movies, and I especially love the old-fashioned vampire type that are supposedly satirized in this film. And I'm not offended by a cherished genre being sent up in good fun. Indeed, I enjoy a good spoof on a genre. But let me tell you, this movie is perfectly awful. The production values rate no better than a D-minus. The sound is so terrible you often cannot understand the dialogue. Unfortunately, when you do hear it, it's usually pretty lame. Following the story is a challenge, too. Entire minutes pass when you are at a loss to know what is happening. I don't know how viewers gave this enough stars to land it over a four-star rating. Take my advice. Hard pass.

This movie is refreshingly intelligent and visually enchanting. The script is quite clever and fun, and get this: there is not one word of profanity. (This just goes to show that a blockbuster movie can be well-written and need not have dozens of f-bombs.) I give it even more bonus points for good actors who don't mumble. I was beginning to think that today's actors had forgotten that diction was a vital tool in their box. How refreshing to hear every word! Though it carries a powerful message about female empowerment, this is not a movie just for women. My husband enjoyed it very much. Young children won't get most of it, but they might enjoy the visuals. Highly recommended.