Cees-Timmerman's reviews

There's a reason most movies focus on the action and/or have a narrator. Also 800 per gallon of fake blood is hella expensive. If you're a hipster looking for a depressing movie, look no further.

A bit redundant with the "be nice to dinos" message, and uneven plot armor, but thanks to the sponsors there were nice new dino scenes among the callbacks.

One of the best versions of Peter Pan. This feels like a series fit into 90 minutes. Suitable given the day.

Whereas most adaptions such as the Disney versions have a few minor things going on per movie and linger on drama, this version's pace is a little relentless, but better than becoming a clip show like Eragon. There's enough content here for a series, especially given the Lost Boys now include girls who barely got any attention. Also, it does the magic book bit much better than the Neverending Story sequels.

30 minutes of lame Star Wars sketches from various episodes of Robot Chicken, padded with 7+ commentaries, 3 unrelated bonus episodes, and lots of black and white production photos with commentary that appeals to teens i guess.

Babadook did it much better than this boring xenophile bait.

The slapdash Ghostbuster-y twin movie of Weird Science that still manages to be rather boring despite its memorable scenes.

...except for the flipflopping moods and 8-yo boys that don't know about (poorly guarded) prison.

Interesting cyberpunk version of The Guyver, but where is the rest of the story?

The Guyver ('80s) and Wicked City are similar and do manage to hold my attention. This could've been a 20-minute episode.

Too bleak and episodic for me. Some nice looking characters and surprising common sense, though.

I prefer more lively demon hunters like Sailor Moon, Blade, Xena, Buffy, and the Charmed.