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This movie is, so far, the worst movie I have ever seen, period. The premise alone is enough to make you angry. It's a porn movie with dogs that features the voice acting "talents" of actual people and actors and pornstars. It's animal porn with a budget. It's one of the most offensive movies I've ever seen and I don't think I will ever know how it got greenlit unless the director manufactured his own production house to do it. The one person I met who told me they liked it immediately stopped talking to me when I told him it was the worst movie I've ever seen. So I guess the only people who like this crap are people who are too emotionally sensitive to counter-argue me. Certainly says something about the movie itself.

You want to know what NOT to do when you're a business owner? Watch Vanderpump Rules! You'll get a lot of free tips!

Lisa Vanderpump from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gets her own spin off featuring her and all the reasons why she's an awful business manager. Those reasons being almost her entire staff. Roughly ten people work at Lisa's restaurant and bar SUR in West Hollywood. Most of them are absolutely reprehensible people and some of them even show obvious signs of delusional paranoia. Yet Lisa continues to keep them under her employ like she's an absent-minded manager with a heart of gold, when it's really because she probably never watches the show so she never sees what goes on behind her back.

Her employees have gotten into heated arguments in front of customers, she's caught several of them having sex in the bathrooms several times, their drama has interfered with events she's been hired to cater on more than one occasion, and many of her staff blatantly disrespect her as their manager but she never even has a conversation with them unless it gets so out of hand that she has to call special meetings.

At first glance, this seems more like a review of the restaurant than it does a review for the show. Well, that's just it! This restaurant is supposed to be the central focus of the show! And every single episode I see makes my stomach churn to the point where I feel like calling Gordon Ramsay and telling him to straighten these bitches out!

Why is this considered entertainment? It's just a bunch of attention whores screaming at each other and accusing each other of things they have no idea if the other person did or not! If I wanted that, I'll just watch Jerry Springer and see people who have the appropriate education level do it!

The show was renewed for a second season. I can only hope that something drastic enough happens that will cause people to change the channel and force Bravo to pull the plug on this god-awful TV show.