thedogwithoutaface
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I like a quirky horror so I thought I would give this a go. I wish I didn't! You can skip the first 40 minutes of the movie . I think these have to be the dumbest most stupid teens ever. There isn't even any good or creative death scenes which often make a good slasher movie. With out a doubt this movie has the most rediculous , clumsy and least menacing killer in any movie I've ever seen and possibly ever made. I feel that a team of A level drama students with a hand held camcorder could have done a better job . There was no suspense or anything sinister. Physics and logic didn't exists and I'm pretty sure they actually forgot what the film they were making was about and just kept getting distracted. I can't even bring myself to love it for being so bad. Avoid at all costs.
I had high hopes for this film. Tom Hardy has put in some great performances in previous films so that alone looked promising. The trailers looked good . It turns out they used all the good bits in the trailers and even then they're minimal . There is in my opinion very little to no character development and not really much happens . Everytime something happens it reverts back to the story being told through the eyes of one of the main characters. I felt this had good potential. It could have been edgy, dark, funny, action packed and more . The director/producers chose a snails pace with little happening . Somewhere withing the last 20 minutes there's a sudden development where extortion, racketeering, prostitution and being ruthless is mentioned . However this should have been what the film was about or at least used to create a back story not at all enjoyable for me. If you have 2 hours to spare and are bored while you're waiting for your Sunday roast to cook then give it a go. Don't bother pausing it if you need to make drinks or use the toilet because you won't be missing anything. A huge disappointment!!
Just as you think the franchise can't get any worse they give us this absolute gem. Like most people I started of as a fan of the series when it started . As the movies have gone along they have progressively got worse. 9 was terrible . X was just pure drivle. It appears that CGI is the way forward here and no actual cars were harmed. I can't even enjoy this film for what it is supposed to be because it is so stupid. I'm a huge car fanatic and perhaps that doesn't help me. I can't even begin to enjoy the rediculous stunts and silly story line.
They're trying to hard with visual effects to make it an immersive experience and really fun. However it's so stupid it's just not fun . I think to make matters even worse we have to endure another installment to finish it off. They should have stopped with Tokyo drift.
I have so many questions like why are the special agents so rubbish, why do they choose RWD cars for off-road stuff.why are all their fighting skills better than the beat MMA fighters. Why do all the cars have 20 gears . Why are they never just flat out.... The list just goes on. They've had ten movies to get the basics right and they just haven't. It's so bad it's not even a good kind of bad. It's just awful.
Avoid this at all Costs and find something better to do.
They're trying to hard with visual effects to make it an immersive experience and really fun. However it's so stupid it's just not fun . I think to make matters even worse we have to endure another installment to finish it off. They should have stopped with Tokyo drift.
I have so many questions like why are the special agents so rubbish, why do they choose RWD cars for off-road stuff.why are all their fighting skills better than the beat MMA fighters. Why do all the cars have 20 gears . Why are they never just flat out.... The list just goes on. They've had ten movies to get the basics right and they just haven't. It's so bad it's not even a good kind of bad. It's just awful.
Avoid this at all Costs and find something better to do.