walkenlvsme
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walkenlvsme's rating
There are very specific types of movies I like watching while I'm on the treadmill, doing laundry, or dishes. Ones that aren't maddening in their awfulness, and not so great that it requires my full attention. Something just sort of ok. This is that kind of movie.
There was only one 'actor' to speak of, the deputy guy. If he had a better script, I could see him doing really well. The rest were bad enough to be called super amateur, but not bad enough that it was really distracting. I mean, if the story and script were better, the acting levels would have been distracting, so take that for what it's worth. The again, if the script were better, maybe the acting would have been, too. Probably not.
The jump scares are harmless fun, just how I like them.
The flying dog was entertaining, the taxidermied bear that was supposed to be freshly killed was pretty pathetic. It's not a good movie. But for some reason, it didn't piss me off.
If you need background noise and to forget you're doing some mundane but still be able to do the mundane thing, I guess this movie will do.
There was only one 'actor' to speak of, the deputy guy. If he had a better script, I could see him doing really well. The rest were bad enough to be called super amateur, but not bad enough that it was really distracting. I mean, if the story and script were better, the acting levels would have been distracting, so take that for what it's worth. The again, if the script were better, maybe the acting would have been, too. Probably not.
The jump scares are harmless fun, just how I like them.
The flying dog was entertaining, the taxidermied bear that was supposed to be freshly killed was pretty pathetic. It's not a good movie. But for some reason, it didn't piss me off.
If you need background noise and to forget you're doing some mundane but still be able to do the mundane thing, I guess this movie will do.
Not polished enough, not interesting enough, not enough actual evidence, etc.
Decent interviews and film quality, but it's just so disjointed. Every 10 or 15 minutes is an odd clip of what feels like the intro to a documentary but they never really lead to a new segment or anything the audience can clearly follow as to say, "this is where we're going now".
It promises a lot and delivers very little. Not sure where all this footage is that's never been seen by public before or why what they included was kept secret. No minds being blown wide open with this one, sorry all.
Decent interviews and film quality, but it's just so disjointed. Every 10 or 15 minutes is an odd clip of what feels like the intro to a documentary but they never really lead to a new segment or anything the audience can clearly follow as to say, "this is where we're going now".
It promises a lot and delivers very little. Not sure where all this footage is that's never been seen by public before or why what they included was kept secret. No minds being blown wide open with this one, sorry all.
Not sure what to believe anymore. Are these reviews that five over a 5 for real? They either are your have very low standards.
Boring. Amateur acting. It's almost like the camera person knows exactly what's going to happen. Weird. And if the characters aren't acting very afraid, why should I?
Nothing makes this movie stand out from the rest of the mediocre-at-best ff out there. Pass on this one unless you've run out of material.
Boring. Amateur acting. It's almost like the camera person knows exactly what's going to happen. Weird. And if the characters aren't acting very afraid, why should I?
Nothing makes this movie stand out from the rest of the mediocre-at-best ff out there. Pass on this one unless you've run out of material.