caseybones
Joined Dec 2010
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Hallmark needs to stay in its lane and stick to pumping out crappy romcoms; under no circumstances should they try to remake a classic. This version is an affront to all things Jane Austen and the multiple Oscar nominated Ang Lee version.
The lack of chemistry between the "romantic" leads is appalling. The costumes are apparently an effort to replicate the worst of the Featherington girls in Bridgerton. The acting is wooden, especially by the males. Willoughby, supposed to be a charming bad guy, comes across like a robot.
The whole thing was a cluttered, disjointed, unorganized mess.
The rating of two is entirely because of the scenery. Period.
The lack of chemistry between the "romantic" leads is appalling. The costumes are apparently an effort to replicate the worst of the Featherington girls in Bridgerton. The acting is wooden, especially by the males. Willoughby, supposed to be a charming bad guy, comes across like a robot.
The whole thing was a cluttered, disjointed, unorganized mess.
The rating of two is entirely because of the scenery. Period.
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Hallmark really needs to stay in its lane and not take on something as complicated as Sense and Sensibility - especially when the latest film version was nominated for multiple Oscars.
This was just painful to watch. Absolutely no chemistry between characters, no development of relationships, Marianne pops up from her deathbed like she's on springs.
The acting was uniformly mediocre. There was zero reason for rooting for the romantic couples. Willoughby was bland. Edward was bland. Even the evil characters were bland.
The only decent thing was the scenery and sets, thus the three star rating from me. But when the Dashwood women were bemoaning downsizing to a "cottage" it was laughable - that place was absolutely enormous and lavishly decorated. Obviously Hallmark realized they were in over heads and thought the fluff would fool us.
Two hours of my life I want back.
This was just painful to watch. Absolutely no chemistry between characters, no development of relationships, Marianne pops up from her deathbed like she's on springs.
The acting was uniformly mediocre. There was zero reason for rooting for the romantic couples. Willoughby was bland. Edward was bland. Even the evil characters were bland.
The only decent thing was the scenery and sets, thus the three star rating from me. But when the Dashwood women were bemoaning downsizing to a "cottage" it was laughable - that place was absolutely enormous and lavishly decorated. Obviously Hallmark realized they were in over heads and thought the fluff would fool us.
Two hours of my life I want back.
Man, so that was SO bad.
Hallmark was apparently trying for somethind different but it looked like a bunch of writers tossed partial scripts in a hat and then tried to put them together. Plus borrowing from Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion.
The female leads (in their 30's) blathered on and on like 13 year olds and acted like them as well. The high school gang schtick was cringe-worthy with charicatures of every type of "never grew up" character. The mothers were both over-the-top caricatures of weird moms as well.
Why everyone was supposedly gaga over Chris is a mystery based on how Tyler portrayed him; he totally phoned in the role. What the whole "I am a vegan" bit was pointless and stupid.
There was no chemistry at all between Chris and the ultimate choice. And Hallmark had the chance to do something different and interesting - ditch the romance and have the two friends part company but remain single - but, as always, Hallmark never fails to disappoint. Gotta have the female paired up because, in Hallmarkia, single women are faiures in life without a man to lean on.
Hallmark was apparently trying for somethind different but it looked like a bunch of writers tossed partial scripts in a hat and then tried to put them together. Plus borrowing from Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion.
The female leads (in their 30's) blathered on and on like 13 year olds and acted like them as well. The high school gang schtick was cringe-worthy with charicatures of every type of "never grew up" character. The mothers were both over-the-top caricatures of weird moms as well.
Why everyone was supposedly gaga over Chris is a mystery based on how Tyler portrayed him; he totally phoned in the role. What the whole "I am a vegan" bit was pointless and stupid.
There was no chemistry at all between Chris and the ultimate choice. And Hallmark had the chance to do something different and interesting - ditch the romance and have the two friends part company but remain single - but, as always, Hallmark never fails to disappoint. Gotta have the female paired up because, in Hallmarkia, single women are faiures in life without a man to lean on.