Name: Paul Andrews
Age: Far too old.
Location: Redditch, Worcs. West Midlands, UK
Best Asset: I don't have any asset's so it's impossible for me to have a 'best' one.
Worst Asset: I don't have any asset's.
Skeleton in the Closet: I used to slash my wrist's with razor blades on a regular basis.
Fave Places: The rock from which under I crawled.
Fave Food: Fish n' Chips.
Occupation: Unemployed + scrounger = loser.
Like: Watching horror/cult/trash/sci-fi films &/or telly programmes.
Dislike: The Useful/Not Useful Option on IMDb reviews, not having a job, myself, not having any money & other peoples Screaming Offspring!
Fave Music: Pop
Dream come True: Make a Horror film but I know it will never happen.
Misc: I have Type A Diabetes & have to inject myself with Insulin up to four times a day, I have done this all my life & will probably have to continue injecting myself for the rest of it too.
Most Treasured Possessions: My Computer, my horror film & poster collection.
Dream Celebrity Date: Denise Richards
Nightmare Celebrity Date: Jennifer Lopez - she can't sing or act & as far as I'm concerned I don't even think she's particularly attractive either, just what use is she exactly?
Ambition: To be a decent Human Being & make a Horror film!
UK based horror film fan, I've seen far too many of the things!
Some favourite film quotes:
"I think, with your IQ your unarmed and still very dangerous!" - Tango & Cash (1989)
"Jesus, I hope I'm not the poor bastard that's gotta clean that up! Jesus!" - Bad Taste (1987)
"That's it man! Game over man! Game over!" - Aliens (1986)
"Oh shit, I don't know maybe his head just became loose and fell off!" - Q-The Winged Serpent (1982)
Just some of my favourite films,
Aliens (1986)
John Carpenter's The Thing (1982)
Bad Taste (1987)
Braindead (1992) or Dead Alive as it was released under in the US
Q - The Winged Serpent (1982)
Hellraiser (1987)
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
Re-Animator (1986)
Bride of Re-Animator (1990)
Bride of Chucky (1998)
Bloody Moon (1981)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Shogun Assassin (1980)
Scarecrows (1988)
And Now the Screaming Starts!(1973)
Flesh for Frankenstein (1973)
Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell (1973)
Vampire Circus (1972)
Contamination (1980)
Dead & Buried (1981)
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987)
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Day of the Dead (1985)
The fly (1986)
The Incredible Melting Man (1977)
Jason X (2000)
Friday the 13th series (1980 - 1989) yeah even Part V: A New Begining & Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan!
Maniac Cop 1 & 2 (1988 - 1990)
Mountain of the Cannibal God (1978)
Angel of Vengeance (1981) or MS.45 in the US
Burial Ground: Nights of Terror (1980) or the Zombie dead in the UK
Puppet Master 1 & 2 (1989 - 1991)
Tower of Evil (1972)
Turkey Shoot (1981) or Blood Camp Thatcher as it was released as in the UK & Escape 2000 in the US
Unhinged (1982)
Body Melt (1993)
Asylum (1972)
Blood on Satan's Claw (1970)
The Hole (2001)
Last Cannibal World (1977) or Jungle Holocaust in the US
Pieces (1983)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Species II (1998)
Waxwork (1988)
The Wicker Man (1973)
& many, many, many more that I simply can't remember at the moment! I'll update when I can, thanks for reading!
Unfortunately being a horror film fan is not without it's downside. The amount of junk & just plain crap that I have to sit through in search of the next absolute gem, is at times very demoralizing! A few films that I hate,
Gore-met, Zombie Chef from Hell (1986)
Frankenstein Island (1981)
The Alien Factor (1977)
Alligator II: The Mutation (1991)
Bloody Birthday (1981)
The House on the Edge of the Park (1980)
Crocodile (2000)
Drive-In Massacre (1976)
Edge of Sanity (1989)
Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972)
Flesh Eating Mothers (1989)
Honeymoon Horror (1982)
Queen of the Damned (2002)
Scarab (1982)
She Freak (1967)
Another list far from complete, I will update as & when I get the opportunity!
