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Other than the regurgitation of 'the fact' that humans have pretty much no idea what these objects are there is about thirty minutes of alleged experts talking about how qualified they are and how much experience they've got (not to mention another 12 minutes of them attempting to be dramatic by looking off into space). One hundred plus minutes of repeated gibberish including an almost comical bogus bit by Rubio where he suggested that 'after attending flight school - on Cessna aircraft for just a week - 4 middle east men flew passenger jests with surgical precision and carried out 9-11 and therefore we must take the UFO situation seriously.... A pathetic movie and even more dismal story line that goes absolutely nowhere fast. DO NOT waste your precious life on such fairy tales.

The movie is truly an enticing advertisement for why all girls should stop studying and work a stripper/escort. Acting is mediocre at best and the story is well .... for the lack of a better word mind-numbing as it reflects the super consumption fueled glam lifestyle every fashion magazine and Kardashian reality shows attempt to sell. How is this borderline pornographic crap-fest for 14 to 18 year old audiences was deemed worthy of an Oscar was beyond comprehension. I do have to admit the staging, scenery and costumes were quite suitable to tell the story but the dialogues (straight out of high school locker room was cringeworthy. Please help me comprehend how low the Oscar bar has been dropped in recent years or who the Russian mob paid off to make sure this mediocre flick received such high praise.

How is it that Longlegs is classified as a horror film with absolutely zero scare scenes? The story the acting the dialogues were all made for (with no offense) an 8 year old! There was literally..., Nothing that great about this movie except for the background scenery. The obsurdity of an FBI agent breathing in and out like a freight train (to let the bad guys know exactly where she is, how the character portrayed by Cage is almost like a Drag queen (and not scary in any way possible) and for real ...who says Heil Satan? The only positive comment I can make about this dumpster fire of a self-proclaimed scary movie is I did not have to pay money to see it at a movie theater. Writing "I'm the sexiest man" on a shirt that I wear unfortunately does is 'make it so' just like claiming this trash of 100 min in length, is the "best horror film of the past 10 years" which ever critic was paid to say that should be paid a visit by Longlegs (BTW we never learn why he calls himself that either.... avoid at all cost like a forest fire.