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I thought about filling up 10 lines with all the synonyms for cliché but that would have been way more clever than this movie deserves.In an earlier review someone said that they would put this in their movie collection next to Harry met Sally and thats where it belongs. In the trash next to it anyway. If thats all you want from a movie this one is for you. First of all it was not a bit funny. Not once in the movie did i laugh. The writers tried to be clever but never got past cliché. His friends have no depth what so ever. They were played by good actors but since they were nothing more than props their antics seemed embarrassing at best. She, according to the premise was supposed to be a head turner. Yeah in prison maybe. Not in real life. She is constantly telling him she does not want a relationship but he wont listen which makes him seem like a moron. A waste of talent. A waste of time. a waste of money.

This movie had great reviews so i couldn't wait to see it. After 10 minutes i was ready to walk out. The movie starts out like a cheap documentary shot by people that learned their technique by watching TV.but after a long long long while they drop that and get to it. The reason i gave this movie a 7 was it did little to develop the plot. Why are they here? Who are the people in charge of them and why? Why did they put the aliens in a garbage pit? It got to the point where i was hoping the ship would crash and take the aliens and the city with it. The other thing is i am getting tired of watching films like this where the hero is a blooming moron. Its called a convoluted plot device. The hero has to be stupid so he does the thing that gets him in trouble which is part of the premise of this film.Then they dump the mockumentary crap and start a great movie. You pay for the first third of the movie but you stay for the last 2/3s. From that point the movie starts to make you care and its a great ride from there. See this movie.

This is the worst movie i have ever turned off after ten minutes. The script was written by a middle schooler. The actors were wooden at best. The camera looked like it was being held by a drunken chimpanzee. I find it hard to believe there was any post production work done on this movie. If these are the best shots the worst must be truly awful. This is not even a B movie. This is an F movie. Everybody involved flunked. The reason i finally bailed on this stinker was the camera work in a fight scene. It made the Blair Witch Project seem like a high budget Michal Mann film. it was hard to get ten lines of comment because even now i am trying to form a mental block so i will forget i ever seen a movie of such low caliber.