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-spoke too fast -i don't speak mandarin -i understood two words -not enough ice shark -yeti had a big butt (you're gyatt to see it) -i didnt realize this movie was in mandarin until 20 minutes in when they did not switch to english -had to explain to my son that this did not happen -was upset to see a movie make light of a tragedy like the yeti and ice shark battle (to be fair i skipped half of it cause i was waiting for them to speak english) -realized it had captions in the last five minutes -when i did turn on the captions they were wrong half the time -this movie might not be in mandarin -the mandarin was choppy, also it was not correct -this movie inspired me to learn mandarin -still waiting for the ice spice song, cameo, and twerk-off

Overall a great movie that had me on the edge of my seat 11/10*shark emoji, snowflake emoji, ram emoji viva china *moroccan flag emoji.

Ps. I am sober B)

Hi guys, im the bird who killed the gas man toward the end of the movie. i know it looks like i enjoyed being there but james ngyuen was very cruel to me and the other cast. the conditions we were kept in were so painful that we needed therapy after. i hope the suffering of us for your entertainment was worth it. im taking out my anger by rating this movie one star. hopefully soon i'll have the birds on my side as well. and then you'll be in trouble