Nick_Vorobyov

Sadly a Student who will never stop learning. A Philosopher. An Eccentric. A Comedian at your expense. That is I. That is who I be. This is me.

Interrogation Profile:

Name: Check My E-Mail I Am Too Lazy
D.O.B: My Mind Older Than Grandpa Time
From: Canada, Toronto, Scarborough
Height: Tall Around 6 Something
Build: Mr. Universe
Hair Colour: Light Brown So Blondish?
Eye Colour: Green Check You Color Wheel

Career Highlights With A Twist:

-Read more so far than you ever will in your whole life time. Quite an accomplishment I must say.

-Me and Steve Irwin wrestled the alligator from Lake Placid - Crikey!

-Known to stand firm on my views.

-Was a Gladiator in a Colisseum. Oh wait that was Maximus.

-Wrote 3 Scripts and Many Short Stories

-Chances are probably told you off :)

-I seem to know exactly my life's path. I don't feel lost. No need for maniacal depression.

Quotes That Are Pleasing To My Ear:

-I very strongly urge you to write your screenplay as a spec script. Write it from your heart and your gut. Don't listen to advice from executives or agents and then send it out - Joe Eszterhas

-I was so green, I wrote a monologue that went on for six pages at least six minutes of screen time. Norman said "We can't do that, kid, they'll throw tomatoes at the screen" - Joe Eszterhas

-I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally - WC Fields

-We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police - Jeff Marder

-I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets - Dave Edison