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Not even of the "so bad it's good" kind. Just cringingly bad.

I have no idea how authentic the constant chatter of military lingo is, but the science sure is no better than in your average Star Wars movie.

The plot is so indigent it does not require a mere temporary suspension of disbelief, but a complete shutdown of the upper functions of the brain.

This is nothing short of an insult to intelligence.

The whole story makes no sense whatsoever. It's a litany of gratuitous plot devices, complete with a massive conspiracy apparently weaved by yet another confederacy of dunces (how hard is it to shut up someone lying helplessly tied in a glorified coffin?) and arbitrary, magical bits of technology whose sole purpose is to advance the plot (why else would anyone provide broadband Internet connection in a cryogenic pod?).

The pace of the movie is dictated by this suave-voiced Artificial Intelligence that can perform miracles or become dumb as a brick according to what titbit of information is supposed to be disclosed or withheld at a given moment.

Mélanie Laurent is a good actress and the filming is not bad, but the plot is so riddled with absurdities no actor nor settings could have looked convincing for more than a few minutes.