linotheundead
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How does this piece of crap have a rating of 6.4?
Anyone giving this garbage more than 1 star must be cast and crew trying to boost their own meagre investment (as evidenced by the downvotes, lol) because this is beyond terrible. I myself am only giving it one star because I can't give it zero.
If the incredibly dumb title alone doesn't tip you off to not bother with it, the low budget production value .and woeful acting should have you turning it off in less than 10 minutes.
Not one person can act. The dialogue is clunky, the delivery is full of long pauses and a palpable silence wherever they're trying to remember their lines, which is so obvious it shows. They didn't even try to edit out the awkwardness.
Anyone giving this garbage more than 1 star must be cast and crew trying to boost their own meagre investment (as evidenced by the downvotes, lol) because this is beyond terrible. I myself am only giving it one star because I can't give it zero.
If the incredibly dumb title alone doesn't tip you off to not bother with it, the low budget production value .and woeful acting should have you turning it off in less than 10 minutes.
Not one person can act. The dialogue is clunky, the delivery is full of long pauses and a palpable silence wherever they're trying to remember their lines, which is so obvious it shows. They didn't even try to edit out the awkwardness.
Ok, I just finished watching this and look, it's pretty ordinary but I don't think I can agree with the people saying it's "tHe WoRsT mOvIe EvEr" - that particular title still belongs (and I suspect shall forever) to the absolutely woeful Skinamarink.
The pacing is all over the shop, there are multiple plot developments and character decisions that are just plain nonsensical, the editing is subpar in places, the dialogue in general is just really corny... But the worst part by far is the shocking ADR job on the villain's voice. I was convinced at first that his voice was completely replaced by another actor but after watching a few interviews it's definitely him, it's just soo poorly done that it's jarring.
All that being said there's absolutely no reason to blame the actors for any of this. They did their best with what they were given, and I'm fairly certain when filming wrapped they all sat around laughing about it and saying "Doesn't matter, got paid!"
Overall I actually think it's sorta good that this film exists, if only as a cautionary tale to Sony, and all production companies, as an example of how NOT to approach filmmaking.
Now, does that mean you should watch it? Absolutely not, hahaha.
Oh, and if you do subject yourself to it, there's no after credit scene.
The pacing is all over the shop, there are multiple plot developments and character decisions that are just plain nonsensical, the editing is subpar in places, the dialogue in general is just really corny... But the worst part by far is the shocking ADR job on the villain's voice. I was convinced at first that his voice was completely replaced by another actor but after watching a few interviews it's definitely him, it's just soo poorly done that it's jarring.
All that being said there's absolutely no reason to blame the actors for any of this. They did their best with what they were given, and I'm fairly certain when filming wrapped they all sat around laughing about it and saying "Doesn't matter, got paid!"
Overall I actually think it's sorta good that this film exists, if only as a cautionary tale to Sony, and all production companies, as an example of how NOT to approach filmmaking.
Now, does that mean you should watch it? Absolutely not, hahaha.
Oh, and if you do subject yourself to it, there's no after credit scene.