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dschmeding

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dschmeding's rating
Head on a Plate
1.73
Head on a Plate
The Curse
7.18
The Curse
Nocebo
5.85
Nocebo
A Wounded Fawn
5.53
A Wounded Fawn
We Need to Do Something
4.53
We Need to Do Something
Rampage: President Down
4.73
Rampage: President Down
Conductor
4.74
Conductor
Mother
6.68
Mother
Amulet
4.94
Amulet
The Nothing
3.48
The Nothing
Joker
8.38
Joker
Synchronic
6.26
Synchronic
Le Monde Incroyable de Gumball
8.410
Le Monde Incroyable de Gumball
Shots!!!
7.49
Shots!!!
Lights Out with David Spade
8.12
Lights Out with David Spade
Bliss
5.97
Bliss
Midsommar
7.18
Midsommar
Flesh Blanket
2.67
Flesh Blanket
The Twilight Zone: La quatrième dimension
6.07
The Twilight Zone: La quatrième dimension
Destroyer
6.28
Destroyer
Ken Jeong: First Date
5.72
Ken Jeong: First Date
The Conners
5.97
The Conners
Heathers
5.68
Heathers
The Break with Michelle Wolf
5.62
The Break with Michelle Wolf
Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now
7.42
Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now

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Head on a Plate

Head on a Plate

1.7
3
  • Dec 25, 2023
  • Under the skin - The trash version

    This movie is grotesque... I don't know how i made it through and have to admit some shuttling was involved as this movie is sloooooooww.

    The basic idea is following an alien shapeshifter that took the body of a porn actress nearing retirement in way too high heels who for some reasong went digging for money somewhere in the desert.

    That opening scene of the alien appearing in the desert and taking the body of a woman digging for money in high heels and cocktail dress is unbelievable. Either you turn it off (and there is plenty of reaons from bad acting to absolute nonsense details and weird to bad CGI) or you want to know what the hell the director was going for with this movie.

    Basically it feels like a softcore prn producer watched "Under the skin" and though... I can do that! So prepare for a weird MILF alien walking around, observing weird situations and then killig weird people in weird ways.

    The feeling is similar arthouse but heavily collides with the actresses who have a strong OnlyFans vibe and the sudden explosions of gore (literally).

    Some of the weird exagerrated facial expressions are incredibly funny. I think they were meant to be creepy but most of the time border on the comedic if not crossing that border for good. The last time I saw this style was in Pierre Tsigaridis movies which played it in a real unsettling way in "I who have no one" and "Two witches". This director obviously failed and took on a project that did not really work with his way too obvious softcore background.

    I have to admit this project is ballsy in its own way, but its not a good movie. I won't even try to explain the drawn out "story"... like "Under the skin" the vibe obviously was more important to the director and i guess he failed in what he wanted to do but still made a weirdly interesting movie that reminds of a car crash you can't look away from. Definitly a good choice for funny bad movie night! Look out for the incredible pizza scene... classic!
    Nocebo

    Nocebo

    5.8
    5
  • Dec 2, 2022
  • When philippine witchghosts steal your meds, your lucky red shoes do not work

    A Wounded Fawn

    A Wounded Fawn

    5.5
    3
  • Dec 2, 2022
  • Arthouse Horror with no direction at all

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