keisterboy
Joined May 2001
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I've rated over 2,600 films on Netflix, and this is the film I always think of as the WORST film I've ever seen. Ludicrous action scenes, idiotic dialogue, illogical story, laughable acting (even Robert Duvall wasn't taking this seriously). The story layers on melodrama in an attempt to give the characters motivation for their absurd actions, but it's not close to believable. They even cast Eddie Egan (the real life inspiration for the main character) in a minor role to give the film some credibility. They tried to cash in on the success of French Connection, but misfired on all cylinders. I don't know what film the previous reviewer saw, but this one is on the Top Ten Turkey list, all time.
I saw "Stalker" yeas ago, and what I remember most about is it
has the longest takes I've ever seen. I recall scenes that go on for
what must be fiveto ten minutes of the three characters, facing into
the camera, walking through what looks like huge drainage pipes,
with nothing changing.
The entire movie is composed of shots like these. Long static
shots of characters that look tense and claustrophobic, and after
the first hour, that's exactly how I felt. If this is Tarkovsky's scheme,
he suceeds very well. The visual imagery is very limited and the
characters don't say much, so there isn't a lot there to cling to.
The film becomes a test of endurance, as the audience effectively
becomes a character in the story, trying with the very act of will to
bring about a change in the atmosphere. Tarkovsky seems to be
implying that change and success can only be brought about
through patience, fortitude and suffering. That's fine, but I don't
necessarily need to go through that to get the message.
has the longest takes I've ever seen. I recall scenes that go on for
what must be fiveto ten minutes of the three characters, facing into
the camera, walking through what looks like huge drainage pipes,
with nothing changing.
The entire movie is composed of shots like these. Long static
shots of characters that look tense and claustrophobic, and after
the first hour, that's exactly how I felt. If this is Tarkovsky's scheme,
he suceeds very well. The visual imagery is very limited and the
characters don't say much, so there isn't a lot there to cling to.
The film becomes a test of endurance, as the audience effectively
becomes a character in the story, trying with the very act of will to
bring about a change in the atmosphere. Tarkovsky seems to be
implying that change and success can only be brought about
through patience, fortitude and suffering. That's fine, but I don't
necessarily need to go through that to get the message.
Unforgettable fable of Inuit culture, handed down a thousand years through oral storytelling and here rendered through digital video to the big screen. Nearly three hours, and not a dull moment, the film is so full of utterly foreign details of Inuit life that one's attention never flags. The story of love, betrayal, deceit, revenge, and ultimately, forgiveness, that seems simple at first, becomes complicated with all the intricacies of human interraction, which apparently hasn't changed much, over continents and time. The performances by a largely non-professional cast are natural, completely convincing, and powerful in their understated, unemotional way which one can only assume is natural to Inuit culture. This is a film of Shakesperean poetry and dimension, timeless and true, full of visuals and vistas that are startling, profound, and beautiful: Vast washes of snow that undulate like an ocean, bizarre Inuit fighting rituals, the slaughtering and consumption of animals, the endless variety of fur clothing. Faces that seem indistinguishable at first, become as familiar and unique as your own family by the film's rich and satisfying end. It takes some time to grasp the relationships and time leaps of the story, but it all comes together when it has to, and we are never rushed to make sense of it all. A truly unique and poweful cinematic experience.