jake-484
Joined Jul 2006
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I hate leaving films before the end, and so I stuck this one out, just to see what happened. Trust me, it's not worth it. I wish I'd turned it off when I first realised what a shoddy, amateur piece of rubbish it was (about 30 seconds in, as it happens) and not wasted 90 minutes of my life. Actually, I managed to speed things up a bit by fast forwarding through the rubbish and irrelevant sex scenes that are scattered randomly throughout the film.
The script is stilted, the acting is wooden, the characters are unconvincing and the camera work and sound is clearly amateur, right from the very first few moments of sound levels changing as characters turn away from the camera. A 6th former at my school made a film about stealing a painting, using a single handy-cam and amateur actors from his year. It was still significantly better than this garbage. Avoid like the plague. It's not even entertainingly bad, it's just painful to watch.
The script is stilted, the acting is wooden, the characters are unconvincing and the camera work and sound is clearly amateur, right from the very first few moments of sound levels changing as characters turn away from the camera. A 6th former at my school made a film about stealing a painting, using a single handy-cam and amateur actors from his year. It was still significantly better than this garbage. Avoid like the plague. It's not even entertainingly bad, it's just painful to watch.