geddyneilalex28
Joined Mar 2001
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It has all the parts, they just don't come together. My wife described it as like a video game. The edits are weird, the angles seem just a bit off, and it just seems poorly shot.
The actors do what they can, and they are certainly talented actors, but this feels like a paycheck movie.
To say they are phoning it in is a bit harsh in my opinion, but it definitely is not anyone's best work.
I did like the violence and they fired enough blanks to recreate the Omaha Beach scene from Saving Private Ryan so I will give it that.
There are better movies, but there are certainly worse ones as well.
The actors do what they can, and they are certainly talented actors, but this feels like a paycheck movie.
To say they are phoning it in is a bit harsh in my opinion, but it definitely is not anyone's best work.
I did like the violence and they fired enough blanks to recreate the Omaha Beach scene from Saving Private Ryan so I will give it that.
There are better movies, but there are certainly worse ones as well.
Movies like this one are great for background noise.
Does it make any sense? Nope.
Is it good? Well, Kinda. B movies are a lot of fun if you're ready for them.
It is ok to miss a few scenes because the whole film is just a series of silly situations that nobody would ever be in, they make even sillier decisions to try to get out of these situations, and basically fail at everything.
Still, if you are a fan of shows like MST3K, movies like this will probably be fun for you. If you are looking for a solid story, wonderful characters, and a sensible plot, then I wouldn't recommend this to you.
Does it make any sense? Nope.
Is it good? Well, Kinda. B movies are a lot of fun if you're ready for them.
It is ok to miss a few scenes because the whole film is just a series of silly situations that nobody would ever be in, they make even sillier decisions to try to get out of these situations, and basically fail at everything.
Still, if you are a fan of shows like MST3K, movies like this will probably be fun for you. If you are looking for a solid story, wonderful characters, and a sensible plot, then I wouldn't recommend this to you.
This movie is another one where it seems they had no clear vision. What was this supposed to be? A zombie movie? A haunted house movie? Supernatural? Who knows!
I often wonder how films like this get made. I assume that a tax write off or money laundering is involved because I doubt literally anyone making it thought it would make money.
I guess if you need the work to keep your SAG benefits this type of film is good for the actors and crew, but for the rest of us, I mean, wow.
Nothing is explained but then again, I doubt the filmmakers could explain anything.
For a background noise film, it is barely passable but if you can't sleep, put this tho g on...you won't be scared, but you will be bored enough that sleep will come fast.
I often wonder how films like this get made. I assume that a tax write off or money laundering is involved because I doubt literally anyone making it thought it would make money.
I guess if you need the work to keep your SAG benefits this type of film is good for the actors and crew, but for the rest of us, I mean, wow.
Nothing is explained but then again, I doubt the filmmakers could explain anything.
For a background noise film, it is barely passable but if you can't sleep, put this tho g on...you won't be scared, but you will be bored enough that sleep will come fast.