garywhittaker-27089

This film was absolutely atrocious, the opening of when Diana was a child at the competition was promising, after that , it all went down hill and rapidly so , the CGI was amateurish, the dialogue corny and the characters were cardboard cut-outs, also virtually all the men aside from Steve in this were white, lecherous and unpleasant, typical of Hollywood at the moment , at 2 and a half hours , there are much better things you could be doing with your time ( housework springs to mind)

Anything with video nasties always grabs my attention , I grew up in the era when these movies were around and remember some of the covers vividly as my mates dad owned a video shop , but what we have here are people I've never heard of talking about these films , but in no real great depth and what they are saying has been said a million times over , I switched off after 50 minutes as it got a bit repetitive

Bram Stoker and Mary Shelly would be spinning in their graves had they watched this, the story tells of Dr Frankenstein wanting to take over the world with the aid of Dracula and his vampire brides, Frankensteins monster is also involved, he kidnaps victims so the doctor can drain them of their blood , the film reaches its climax by having a mangy werewolf join in at the end and have a fight with the monster , the end What could go wrong with the classic monsters of yesteryear? Loads ! ... Dracula says nothing , he just grimaces baring his fangs , Frankensteins monster has a flakey chin and painted on stitches and the werewolf looks like he has pubic hair glued to his face replete with joke shop fangs, was this film supposed to be set in Spain or Eastern Europe? Was it supposed to be set in the 19th century? the most disturbing thing of all was seeing a real bat drowning in blood in a big jar all in all dull and recommended for insomniacs