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I never write reviews on movies, but I felt I needed to in this case. I can't understand the terrible reviews. Whomever says the acting from the lead was atrocious obviously has never truly seen atrocious acting before. The acting by the lead wasn't great but it wasn't the worst. Although that is what kept me from rating at a 7 or 8. I truly enjoyed this story and half way through I was hooked. This one needs to be watched until the end. I didn't know what to expect going in but was pleasantly surprised. And the women especially the 2 brunettes, oh so sexy.

I had my hopes way to higher for this film than I should have. It was mostly boring and progressed very slowly. Still compared to some of the competition this was a masterpiece. I did enjoy a little bit of the film. Because of the twist at the end of the Santa story I almost gave this a 5. Dare I even say that the ending actually turned this into a good movie. That's some crap that could happen given the circumstance. Made the movie psychological in a way.

I took a gamble on this movie and lost terribly. A few of the actors completely over act and just made me want to punch them. Even my being completely stoned during this movie couldn't save it. I was bored the whole time. The only time I was half interested was when a president would say something. I was so looking forward to atleast see some female nudity plus humping. Terrible terrible movie, wasted time. It actually tried really hard to be funny. It failed. I was stoned. Enough said. Should have had titties or snatch and banging to make up for all its fails.