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This movie lacks depth. Apparently, they made it that way on purpose, which is dumb. We can see a blueprint for the sad state of Hollywood today in this lame cartoon. Would it really have been so hard to give the Will Turner a bit more "edge" and make him a man who condemns piracy but seeks a free, happy and independent life-- only to realize, deep down, that a free happy and independent life IS piracy. This conflict could the heart of a more serious, adult film but this one wades in the shallow end. Very shallow. About all I can say is that stories that lack any kind of depth will turn off audiences. Yes, they may SAY that "depth" is "boring" but what they mean is that a movie that tries to sell "depth" ALONE as "quality" always seem dull, because they are dull. A story about a man who goes on an adventure, seeking an idealized version of "paradise" and finding a cruel world of hard choices, is a story that is as old as time, and should have been told here, and wasn't. Instead we get a bunch of stuff that resembles a video game. Sad.

"What's the play about?" "Infinity. And I don't know what else."

If you didn't laugh at that joke, don't bother watching this movie. It's over your head. Give up now.

Really, I was amazed that this thing got made at all. It's WAY, WAY over the heads of "average" people and that's just that. I know it stings. Rub it and the pain'll go away.

Mostly, just keep on writing those wonderful one-star reviews on IMDB just remind me that I'm on the wrong planet.

Unless, there IS no "right" planet?

Experimental stuff like this used to show up all the time in the sixties... now it's "oh that was just drug use" and other smart-aleck remarks.

Go in peace, Brainiac... or should I say... BRIANIAC?

(God, I hate when some guy who THINKS he's so smart tries to make fun of dumb people. Just makes himself look dumb is all he does.)

I love this. This is the kind of film that I really like--now--in my dotage, as I grow more and more disgusted by the usual garbage that Hollywood tries to promote as "meaningful" or "important."

Balls.

Here is a film that puts you in a most unnatural and uncomfortable position-- inside the writer's head. But wait... isn't that where ALL movies take place? In reality? Huh?

Well, we live in a world where "movies" are supposed to be "real" in some dumb way, and (keyword "derp") we all "know" that movies are "fiction" but that's not a lie-- is it? I mean, it's not like they just made it all up.

Did they?

If you and a paper bag fight to a draw when the contest is thinking, then skip this baby, unless you just like a movie with good looking people who get naked from time to time....

Really, this is a movie for people who are too smart for their own good. God save us all....