Squashpants
Joined Aug 2002
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I rented the DVD to get "Fiend of Dope Island", but "Pagan Island" turned out to be more fun.
The best part of the "action" is the plethora of lovely island girls running around topless but covered by numerous huge leis. I can hear Barry Mahon directing them "okay, girls, we don't wanna go too far here, so whenever you move, I want you to hold on to them leis, okay?".
And, darned if they don't.
And what a surprise -- Nani Maka is played by -- Nani Maka!!! What are the odds?
Too cute even if the acting is God awful.
The best part of the "action" is the plethora of lovely island girls running around topless but covered by numerous huge leis. I can hear Barry Mahon directing them "okay, girls, we don't wanna go too far here, so whenever you move, I want you to hold on to them leis, okay?".
And, darned if they don't.
And what a surprise -- Nani Maka is played by -- Nani Maka!!! What are the odds?
Too cute even if the acting is God awful.
