zysis
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Sorry Wes, but nepotism leads to simplification and the clear but subtle hints at some kind of "gods chosen" simply replacing the 1950s doesn't fit well at all with me. It's trying so hard to be a 50s iconic film but falls so far short of itself that the viewer is left as flat as the young actors hoping to "make their mark" in film.
Hollywood showing itself fully again, the narrative is dull, the actors seem all related to one another and it's just a sad attempt for many of the same cult attempting to stick their name to an "Anderson". Not sorry Hollywood, but the nepotism is just way too stinky now. Try get SOME DNA that isn't from the cult for once. People are starting to notice and this film makes no attempt at hiding it. I'm sure it's a hit in Israel. I'm Australian and my blunt honesty might be a bit much for some, but seriously, this film stinks of coat-tail-riding and circle-jerk.
"Everybody already knows we are abnormally intelligent"
Your script sucks, it's actually horrific how ignorant you lot are of what most people think of Disney and Hollywood. It's almost like you live in some fantasy land and don't even know what most people are saying. Say you don't care while asking them for money. Go on, see how long the culture lasts in this climate. Films like this are coffins for actors these days.
2 stars.
Putting Tom Hanks in a film with 3 young girls is poor taste. It just is.
Hollywood showing itself fully again, the narrative is dull, the actors seem all related to one another and it's just a sad attempt for many of the same cult attempting to stick their name to an "Anderson". Not sorry Hollywood, but the nepotism is just way too stinky now. Try get SOME DNA that isn't from the cult for once. People are starting to notice and this film makes no attempt at hiding it. I'm sure it's a hit in Israel. I'm Australian and my blunt honesty might be a bit much for some, but seriously, this film stinks of coat-tail-riding and circle-jerk.
"Everybody already knows we are abnormally intelligent"
Your script sucks, it's actually horrific how ignorant you lot are of what most people think of Disney and Hollywood. It's almost like you live in some fantasy land and don't even know what most people are saying. Say you don't care while asking them for money. Go on, see how long the culture lasts in this climate. Films like this are coffins for actors these days.
2 stars.
Putting Tom Hanks in a film with 3 young girls is poor taste. It just is.
If I could give 9.5 I would. I never give 10. That's the impossible. We are all critics in one way or another and many TV shows you just watch and go through the motions. Some series come along and you get involved, you start caring and you feel like you can relate to the story. This is one of those series.
But it's not just one of 'those' series to put up high on a shelf with all the others. No, this one is just ... great. I'd like to say it's the fantastic synergy you actually tangibly feel among the cast, but it's more than that and as a person who has seemingly endless free time, devouring series after series, show after show. I can truly say this works. It's very well acted, the casting is great but it's the story, the narrative that really draws you in.
So after just having watched all three here I am screaming into the darkness, realizing that it ended in 2018... I WANT MORE! MORE!!~
But it's not just one of 'those' series to put up high on a shelf with all the others. No, this one is just ... great. I'd like to say it's the fantastic synergy you actually tangibly feel among the cast, but it's more than that and as a person who has seemingly endless free time, devouring series after series, show after show. I can truly say this works. It's very well acted, the casting is great but it's the story, the narrative that really draws you in.
So after just having watched all three here I am screaming into the darkness, realizing that it ended in 2018... I WANT MORE! MORE!!~
I feel like this film is trolling the intended audience. If you were hoping to see something high fantasy, don't bother. There are pilots more well made than this film. Terrible acting, sloppy effects, awful narrative and probably some of the worst scenes ever put under the Lionsgate name.
This film is a nepotistic journey through an industry that has become so lost in itself, that it actually thinks the public will enjoy it. It's the only reason I could see anyone letting this trash leave the studio, let alone have money thrown at it. It's a terrible piece of film making that really does exemplify that it's all about who you know in the industry. There's very little 'film making' in this necrotic frankenstory that borrows from just about every high fantasy film it can afford to.
This film is a nepotistic journey through an industry that has become so lost in itself, that it actually thinks the public will enjoy it. It's the only reason I could see anyone letting this trash leave the studio, let alone have money thrown at it. It's a terrible piece of film making that really does exemplify that it's all about who you know in the industry. There's very little 'film making' in this necrotic frankenstory that borrows from just about every high fantasy film it can afford to.