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Avatar. Is. Awesome. In just a single viewing I've added this to my 'epic' list. What an extraordinary, fascinating, deeply moving and utterly spectacular adventure. A visually incredible and compelling film, it sets new standards for the genre and creates an amazing new world. A riveting, explosive and relentless action-packed thrill-machine that features some of the best special effects, digital creatures and action sequences that are like nothing you have seen before, it will astonish you in every way imaginable. Impact wise, it stands in the league of films like Star Wars and The Lord Of The Rings. It's heart-pounding, mind-blowing and exhilarating all the way to an outstanding finish. There has never been anything quiet like Avatar, so it truly grabs you and dazzles you. Director James Cameron is back and doesn't fail to satisfy with his new vision that truly is a classic. Brilliant film making in every sense of the word.

WATCH IT ONLY IN 3D.

The only flaw? Well, despite the technological & visual majesty (and an intriguing mythology) the film suffers from some painfully predictable plot lines and terribly trite caricatures. I guess pretty much the same problems that plague most of Cameron's films. But as long as people will pay for the eye candy, things like character development & impactful dialogues will remain unimportant.

In conclusion, NOTHING is hotter than a semi-nude blue chick. With a tail. There I said it.

For anyone who has seen the movie & loved it, stop reading the review now. I'm glad u liked this film & I wish u many such cinematic marvels in the future.

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My review is for those who are considering venturing out to the theatre, like I did…with their parents no less, coz haven't we all heard such good things about this film? I mean…it has Big B & (most of his) family, awesome(?) make-up & a story that'll make u laugh/cry & bring your families close.

Hah!

Come one, come all…today's lesson is called 'Magic Of Marketing' or 'How-to-sell-crap to unsuspecting fools'

To start, It seems no popular film reviewer wanted to be in the bad books of Bachan family, so an avg rating of 2.5-4 out of 5 has been doled out, but let me stick my neck out & say it with absolute candor: Paa is pathetic.

*Gasp* How could I say such a thing?

Well for starters, this movie completely failed to 'entertain' me. It was one big yawn from start to finish which was made worse by a sorry script, poor direction and a lead actor who does nothing but wear heavy makeup & tries to act like a 12yr. old while mouthing dialogues that make u want to slap him across the face. Consider this dialogue for size: "…Blah blah…Mujhe potty jana hai…blah blah…"

If only wearing makeup for hours & sounding like a retard would translate to pure genius, this movie would've been passable, but as a film buff I feel like a fool who got swayed by the ostentatious reviews & impressive marketing. It seems Auro is everywhere…from radio to reality shows & even cricket commentary. Frankly, the happiest moment for me was when Auro dies in the end of the film & I get to walk out of the theatre. I think the wisest member of Bachan family was Aishwarya - who (decided?) not to be a part of this project.

It's said the worst thing u can say about a movie was that "It was OK" since only movies that spark debates & violently opposing views are worth watching. By that rule, it's wise to suggest: Go ahead…go and watch this film if u want to, even after reading this review. If u like it, great…guess our tastes didn't match here.

But if u don't, rest content with the thought that there are others like you who are resentful and have felt deeply cheated.

I am one of them.

Rocket Singh is one of those clean, well-intentioned, honest films that end up getting appreciated by a select group of people. I admit it requires patience to appreciate it fully since quite a few bits seem dragged & dry for a wholesome big screen experience. The Kapoor boy continues to charm & carries this one almost single-handedly. Supporting cast is believable (porn-surfing admin being my fav), screenplay is decent & direction satisfactory. The only hiccup is a sluggish pace & self-indulgent monologues which could've been avoided.

All in all, nothing extraordinary but a worthwhile 1 time watch. I give it a well deserved 6 on 10.