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A flat montage of talentless hacks trying their worst at mucking through a horrendous screenplay full of cliché junior high "speak": constantly whining about their rich parents, yet zero explanation of their literal ages... Are they 14... or 16... or? A gratuitous, plagiarized "Coyote Ugly" scene in a diner? To Britney Spear's "Toxic"? Too soon. Literally.

As someone stated in another forum: "... this is so bad, that it was incentive enough for me to Google if it's really that bad, or I am imagining things, WHILE watching it..."

Nothing could save this. Watch 1996's "The Craft" and learn from real actors and a real cult screen play .

Never even finished one episode, since it is that bad. Many other awesome documentaries, films with classical acting, or even a story. Worse than "Dancing With The Stars".

But the saddest part: the "revealed" "singers" faces when the "mask" actually is removed: "So, this is where my once-established career wound up-- a bunch of screaming Nickelodeon-style idiots who probably have never heard of me, nor realize who I am today. And "judges" who are beyond shy of talent themselves and are thinking the same/behaving the same with their fake smiles and t*rd responses.

But whatever; I guess it's a paycheck. Do not bother. Will leave you with less brain cells that decided you'd take a chance watching an episode, despite. #SadAF.

Picture every unintelligent move that any entire group of stupid a**hole teens/young 20lings could do after stupidly smacking themselves together in a faux jetski chicken race in a faux ocean/faux open water (and have zero comprehension of life jacket or compass skills), and perhaps it won't insult your intelligence if you enter into this recording disguised as a "movie".

Don't bother, unless you enjoy your big screen telebision covered with popcorn grease and tomatoes, yelling at these morons for not doing the obvious from Point A. Or B?

LOL. The amount spent on this POS could've paid off my remaining mortgage.