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If you want to see the most glorious show to ever grace a television screen, you need look no further than Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. I believe the show was most likely written as a part of a zoological experiment to test the age old question about whether or not a room full of monkeys would eventually write Shakespeare. The answer of course is that they wrote something of a much greater magnitude. To quote the shows complete rip-off of Short-Round from Temple of Doom this show is "Too Much!". The show plays at 5 a.m. on Adult Swim, I suggest you watch it as I am convinced it is the only true way to become one with the universe. Also Chuck Norris is a Bad-ass and this show taught me how to deal with bullies (not the actual episode however, just Chucks live introduction, as the actual episode had nothing to do with bullying)

I was lucky enough to snag tickets to an advance screening of this film last night and it was simply incredible. I have been a fan of Michael Moore for some time now (for those of you who haven't seen Roger and Me or his show TV Nation, get on it). This is without a doubt his best piece of work to date. It has such an amazing mix of emotions that are brilliantly put forth. One minute you are laughing out loud and the next you're heart is broken. For those who belive that this film is just liberal hogwash about gun control, you are severely mistaken. I would say that this is his most unbiased work thus far. The movie is not about controlling guns, it is about why we use our constitutionally protected guns to kill so many people with levels drastically higher than every other country in the world. There are many wonderful moments in the film, some of the best being interview footage with shock rocker Marilyn Manson (who says some of the most intelligent things in the film) and Matt Stone (co-creator of South Park) who apparently grew up in Littleton Colorado. I would definitely rate this film with a 10 out of 10. If it does win best documentary at this years Oscar awards, the academy will have failed once again.