palmeroday
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Craig Rees's "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" is a prime example of having all the gear and no idea. This film stumbles through its plot like a bear in a china shop, with direction as unfocused as a squirrel on a sugar high. Despite his extensive, albeit lackluster, career, Rees fails to bring any semblance of coherence to this classic tale.
The plot, thinner than Goldilocks's excuses for breaking into the bears' home, meanders aimlessly from scene to scene. The actors, some of whom barely speak English, deliver lines with the clarity of bear growls, adding an unintentionally hilarious layer of confusion to the narrative.
Even with a valiant effort from the cast, their performances can't save the film from its own ineptitude. What should be a charming retelling feels more like a disjointed and laughable mess. If you're looking for a movie night treat, "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" is one fairy tale better left unread. Save your time and seek out a story that knows where it's going.
The plot, thinner than Goldilocks's excuses for breaking into the bears' home, meanders aimlessly from scene to scene. The actors, some of whom barely speak English, deliver lines with the clarity of bear growls, adding an unintentionally hilarious layer of confusion to the narrative.
Even with a valiant effort from the cast, their performances can't save the film from its own ineptitude. What should be a charming retelling feels more like a disjointed and laughable mess. If you're looking for a movie night treat, "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" is one fairy tale better left unread. Save your time and seek out a story that knows where it's going.