marthahunter
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Although I had low expectations for this film, I couldn't resist the title. At the first sight of the red glaring eyes of the Space Llama, I was already beginning to giggle.
Since a teenage brother and sister are house watching, the sister naturally texted virtually everyone in her school to come to their house party. When one of the girls is driving to her house, she is laser beamed to death by the Space Llama. The last text from her to the house sitting sister reads "AHHHHHHH!!!"
What could have been heavy handed gore, became a laugh riot of hapless teens being repetitively sprayed with super-soaker fake blood and/or green Llama goo. Meanwhile, Dan relishes his quick wardrobe (shirt) changes in multiple scenes. In fact, Dan eventually ends up swinging a "Space Bat" (i.e. An aluminum foil wrapped baseball bat), while wearing Captain Kirk's Starfleet tunic from Star Trek the Original Series!
In addition to being a scifi/horror parody, it tosses in takes on exploitation Kung-Fu flicks of the 70's. How can you not love the Space Llama POV scenes of it pummeling some hapless victims with slapping fisticuffs sound effects from Kung-Fu flicks?
As Joe Bob Briggs might have said: It's got Space Alien Goo Fu, Hot Tub Electrocution Fu, Super Soaker Blood Fu , and Kung Fu Fu...check it out. BTW, I have died and have gone to Laugh Track Heaven.
Since a teenage brother and sister are house watching, the sister naturally texted virtually everyone in her school to come to their house party. When one of the girls is driving to her house, she is laser beamed to death by the Space Llama. The last text from her to the house sitting sister reads "AHHHHHHH!!!"
What could have been heavy handed gore, became a laugh riot of hapless teens being repetitively sprayed with super-soaker fake blood and/or green Llama goo. Meanwhile, Dan relishes his quick wardrobe (shirt) changes in multiple scenes. In fact, Dan eventually ends up swinging a "Space Bat" (i.e. An aluminum foil wrapped baseball bat), while wearing Captain Kirk's Starfleet tunic from Star Trek the Original Series!
In addition to being a scifi/horror parody, it tosses in takes on exploitation Kung-Fu flicks of the 70's. How can you not love the Space Llama POV scenes of it pummeling some hapless victims with slapping fisticuffs sound effects from Kung-Fu flicks?
As Joe Bob Briggs might have said: It's got Space Alien Goo Fu, Hot Tub Electrocution Fu, Super Soaker Blood Fu , and Kung Fu Fu...check it out. BTW, I have died and have gone to Laugh Track Heaven.
Humorless insipid dialog...check..colossal waste of time,...check...beyond the pale stupid premise...check...10 minutes later...click off...
The arch villain here is a toad-faced, scowling, bore whose wit and intelligence are almost as subpar as the script. How does this world-destroying tyrant recruit mutants? Why he changes the hair color for Storm, fixes up the ruffled feathers of Angel, and mutters "join me"!. Apparently, this is sure-fire recruitment inducement for superhuman mutants.
Meanwhile, I pity the Hank McCoy/Beast character who is either an uninteresting accountant-type character or an embarrassing, useless, big, blue lug. Numerous scenes of mass slaughter and the military literally mopping up pools of blood do nothing to improve the viewer's experience either.
Otherwise, the film is over-stuffed with random CGI effects and a plethora of sidekick characters that are left awkwardly standing around. If it weren't for James McAvoy's performance of Xavier mildly holding my interest, I would have rated this film even lower.
Meanwhile, I pity the Hank McCoy/Beast character who is either an uninteresting accountant-type character or an embarrassing, useless, big, blue lug. Numerous scenes of mass slaughter and the military literally mopping up pools of blood do nothing to improve the viewer's experience either.
Otherwise, the film is over-stuffed with random CGI effects and a plethora of sidekick characters that are left awkwardly standing around. If it weren't for James McAvoy's performance of Xavier mildly holding my interest, I would have rated this film even lower.
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