I literally do not understand for whom this movie was made. Kids should not watch it. It is boring for teenagers and annoying to adults. It does not have a defined audience in my opinion. It is neither scary nor funny. I feel sorry for the people who made this. I hope this was not supposed to be a serious movie. I am officially saying that this is "The Room" of sci-fi horror. The skit in V/H/S 2 was quite good. This is atrocious if it is somehow related to that. I literally do not understand for whom this movie was made. Kids should not watch it. It is boring for teenagers and annoying to adults. It does not have a defined audience in my opinion. It is neither scary nor funny. I feel sorry for the people who made this. I hope this was not supposed to be a serious movie. I am officially saying that this is "The Room" of sci-fi horror. The skit in V/H/S 2 was quite good. This is atrocious if it is somehow related to that.
Reviews
20 Reviews
Egoist
(2022)
I can't even......
15 April 2025
Warning: Spoilers
I am writing this review as I watch the movie. I am 80 minutes in and just became disturbed. Do we no longer need a reason for gay people to pass away in films. Have we become that lazy. Is a tradegy just expected because it is a gay film. At least in films of decades past there was a reason. In the 1970's some films portrayed gays as villains or mentally unstable therefore needing to be stoped at all cost. In the 1980's it was AIDS. In the 1990's and 2000's it was hate crimes or suicide. Now just being gay and falling asleep is enough. This film was a solid 8/10 for the first 80 minutes. Now I am debating if I should invest 45 more minutes in this film. Many people may not understand my frustration but I feel this is a valid point that detracts what could have been an amazing film.
The Last Showgirl
(2024)
What am I watching?
7 March 2025
I was not ready for this. Jamie Lee Curtis is absolutely ridiculous and amazing. She completely stole the show for me. I literally did not even care about the other characters. I guess one lesson from this movie is to do what you love, but also secure your future if possible. That way you will have less regrets. I was not ready for this. Jamie Lee Curtis is absolutely ridiculous and amazing. She completely stole the show for me. I literally did not even care about the other characters. I guess one lesson from this movie is to do what you love, but also secure your future if possible. That way you will have less regrets.
Un coup de tonnerre
(2005)
It had potential!
14 December 2024
Wonderful story. Terrible execution. Bad graphics. This could have been the sci-fi event of the year if executed properly with a proper budget. The story is phenomenal. Wonderful story. Terrible execution. Bad graphics. This could have been the sci-fi event of the year if executed properly with a proper budget. The story is phenomenal. Wonderful story. Terrible execution. Bad graphics. This could have been the sci-fi event of the year if executed properly with a proper budget. The story is phenomenal. Wonderful story. Terrible execution. Bad graphics. This could have been the sci-fi event of the year if executed properly with a proper budget. The story is phenomenal.
The Borneo Incident
(2013)
33 min. was all I could handle.
20 September 2024
People walking around in Malaysia. Eating spicy food and vomiting, eating stinky fruit and vomiting, drinking something and vomiting. You get the point. Horrible, I don't care about the characters or what might happen later in the movie. People walking around in Malaysia. Eating spicy food and vomiting, eating stinky fruit and vomiting, drinking something and vomiting. You get the point. Horrible, I don't care about the characters or what might happen later in the movie. Why do I have to type a certain number of words to post this? This movie does not deserve this many words. People walking around in Malaysia. Eating spicy food and vomiting, eating stinky fruit and vomiting, drinking something and vomiting. You get the point. Horrible, I don't care about the characters or what might happen later in the movie. People walking around in Malaysia. Eating spicy food and vomiting, eating stinky fruit and vomiting, drinking something and vomiting. You get the point. Horrible, I don't care about the characters or what might happen later in the movie. Why do I have to type a certain number of words to post this? This movie does not deserve this many words.
À toute épreuve
(1992)
LOL. You can not be for real with this.
4 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Where do I even start. For the first 15 minutes everyone seems to forget that guns have clips. Guns do not have endless bullets. About an hour into the film a few characters are actually seen changing out the clips. The hospital massacre was horrifying. I stopped the film and considered not finishing it. I decided that since I made it through (A Serbian Film) I could finish this. I suppose that for its time it was a good action film. After seeing (The Replacement Killers) and (The Raid 2) this movie is weak and disturbing for no valid reason. It is also atleast 30 minutes too long. I do not recommend it.
Oppenheimer
(I) (2023)
Don't do it!
23 July 2023
If you must watch it then wait for streaming at home. Extremely long and boring. One of the worst musical scores in the history of film. The editing was poor. Truly a lame and uninteresting film. Basically as lame as the fact that I have to continue to type words so this review will have enough characters to post. If you must watch it then wait for streaming at home. Extremely long and boring. One of the worst musical scores in the history of film. The editing was poor. Truly a lame and uninteresting film. Basically as lame as the fact that I have to continue to type words so this review will have enough characters to post.
The House
(2022)
I actually watched the entire film.
30 January 2023
I would not call this a movie. It is more like an experimental arthouse film. It is an extremely slow burn that leads nowhere. It has some interesting camera angles and three semi-suspensful moments. It felt a little too long and quite boring. It is worth viewing once just to see something different.
I would not call this a movie. It is more like an experimental arthouse film. It is an extremely slow burn that leads nowhere. It has some interesting camera angles and three semi-suspensful moments. It felt a little too long and quite boring. It is worth viewing once just to see something different.
I would not call this a movie. It is more like an experimental arthouse film. It is an extremely slow burn that leads nowhere. It has some interesting camera angles and three semi-suspensful moments. It felt a little too long and quite boring. It is worth viewing once just to see something different.
The Stairs
(I) (2021)
Worth viewing one time.
13 August 2021
I just saw the Fantom Works special theatrical release of this film. It was interesting and looked good on the big screen. It started slow but when it picked up some unexpected twists held my attention. Nothing amazing but not a bad film.
2 Cool 2 Be 4gotten
(2016)
Hell No!!!
1 June 2021
If you love people or animals do not watch this movie. Unforgettable animal cruelty scene. Utterly depressing with truly depraved characters. I have seen hundreds of LGBT films. This is truly one of the worst this world has to offer.
Hawaii
(I) (2013)
No, no, no!!!
2 May 2021
If you are reading this you have been warned. I have seen and reviewed tons of gay movies. This one is terrible. You will never get this time back. Slow, boring, unrealistically ignorant. If this is considered high art I fear for our future in this world.
Cats
(2019)
I never thought this day would come.
13 May 2020
It is official. This movie has surpassed "The Room" as the worst movie ever made. I did not think that was possible. I am in absolute awe. This is a truly frightening fact. When I saw the trailer I knew it was a contender. Sorry Tommy your reign of 16 years has ended.
Loev
(2015)
This movie has been for sale on DVD for years.
28 January 2020
This is an emotional and powerful film. I feel the film to be realistic and unapologetic. I recently watched it on a streaming site. I remembered certain parts and thought where have I seen this before. I owned this film at least five years ago. I had to sell hundreds of DVDs due to a move. I just bought another copy as it is still for sale on YesAsia.com. The DVD is in English language and you can turn off the Chinese subtitles. I hope this helps everyone looking for this film.
Silent Hill: Revelation
(2012)
Scariest 3D movie ever!
2 June 2019
This is the scariest 3D movie I have seen. It was an assault on the senses. The graphics are amazing when using the PSVR. I will be thinking about it for a long time. My review is based on the 3D version only. I have not seen the 2D version.
Dredd
(2012)
Once again Hollywood copies foreign films.
29 May 2019
This is a blatent rip off. The far superior film (2011) The Raid Redemption was made one year before. It is one of the greatest action films in history. If you watch them both you will understand why I am disappointed.
Prédictions
(2009)
How is this not rated "R"?
12 November 2018
This has some of the most disturbing disaster scenes I have ever seen in a PG-13 movie. This movie is dark and extreme. It should have been rated "R" in my opinion. That being said, it is an amazing thought provoking science fiction film.
Les âmes vagabondes
(2013)
The Host was terrible!!!
31 March 2013
Oh no they didn't! This movie does not belong in cinemas. It should have gone straight to DVD. The SyFy channel movie Serenity is a masterpiece next to this hot trifflin mess. There were six teenage girls about age 14 on the row in front of me in the cinema. About half way through the movie they all started texting their friends to let them know how terrible this movie is. You know it is a bad movie when the age group the movie is suppose to impress actually hate it. I can not believe that Lotus put their new Evora in this film. This film will not help sell those cars. Do not waste your money on a cinema ticket. Twilight is Oscar worthy next to this movie.
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