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This show is so ridiculous from the get-go. A severely alcoholic detective, that in no way would still be employed. Drinking unapologetically on the job, her supervisor would have grounded her ass long ago, DEI or not.

Her daughter is a morbidly obese cow, that has obviously never been told no a day in her life. (see the mom for that reason) The writers make her out to be "smart", but it's obvious that she's a bag of hammers. Mom enables her food addiction because she's too weak and too drunk to take the time to be a proper parent. Dad was a weak man that enabled both of them. Karma has kicked in and he's in Hospice paying for his nonsense.

Cue in the simpleton Nun, that the writers want us to think is clever, but is simply a hypocrite and a fraud.

And these are just the main characters!

The story is as the title commands, grotesque, lacking in character development, a coherent story, or even clever writing. It's simply a shock value series, designed to make you stare in disbelief, like driving past a horrific car accident, you can't look away from the chaos and vulgarity.

The only value is to see how nasty, how upsetting can you make viewers; akin to a cat with a dead rat, head bitten off, then gazing a it's owner, quietly saying, "look what I did" At least the Hostile series attempted to have a pattern through its macabre. This is simply a cinematic vomitorium of pointless nonsense, led by an inept, broken "police detective".

Series starts off decent but by episode six, it turns into a cheesy drama. Let characters trade each other up like a high budget porn movie. I sleep with your love interest, you sleep with my ex-wife, fair enough. High school cheerleader trades boyfriends like she changes socks. Quinn gets the bright idea to let the water company finance her bar what could possibly go wrong? Of course she gets screwed.

There are more dumb plot twists, buy why spoil it. It's a plethora of high school level, jealousy, irrational, and over emotional, immature decision-making skills. If you'd like watching adults that don't know how to adult, then watch on

It's lazy writing, by dumb writers. Halfway through the season and I'm done with it.

A +55 female, "combat veteran" president goes to Africa to start a crypo currency to help African Farmers. She runs into a bunch of jacked terrorists, kicks all their butts, and saves the day.

This is the storyline of the dumbest action movie of 2025.

Let's start from the beginning shall we?

The fight science are tremendous. The amount of work the male stunt doubles had to do to work their tails off and carry her, is a spectical in itself. These guys worked so hard to make her look unbelievable and prove, a female geriatric is in no way, shape, or form, beating up a 35 year old Viking.

Next, of course African farmers need a crypto currency to save their farms, since that's the only thing standing in their way. Not, their own government corruption, lack of basic skills, irrigation system, lack of fertilizers, understanding of crop rotations, or the environment. Crypto is the savior of the black farmer.

Cue in her tech-genius, super annoying and terrible actor of a daughter and you have the basic recipe for an absolute garbage cinematic experience. Homelander stars and the bad white guy in this pile of burning leaves and it is utterly disappointing to see someone who is actually a creative actor, be reduced to slobbering out some of the worst, cliche villainous lines of the 21st century. Honestly, Michael Moore would have been a better choice so not to embarrass John Gillman and ruin this man's future as an actor in anything above a Nicolas Cage movie from now on.

I originally thought this was supposed to be a parody of Die Hard, 10 minutes in, I shockingly find they are trying to be serious.

Cliche after cliche, throw in a heavy dose of sexism, and it's honestly worse than Snow White.

Hot, hot, HOT garbage.