itshack
Joined Nov 2001
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What the hell is going on here?? This is a fun film if you see the MST version, if not, you may be hanging yourself after viewing this. The action team of Coleman francis and Tony Cardoza try to convince us that Cuba is somewhere near Antelope Valley California. Francis resembles Curly from the threes stooges and Cardoza is as monotone as he was in The Skydivers. Story?? Well I can't tell you because I'm still not sure what it is after several viewings. I think Tony Cardoza is still alive and if I ever meet him I'll ask him what the film is all about!!
I only saw this from Mst3000, and this movie is a perfect candidate. Bad acting, bad effects, stupid story. John Allen Nelson (or relson, your choice) loses his English accent within 5 minutes of this movie, and the guy playing Truxardis is wearing the shortest skirt even worn on a man before. from what I understand there are 4 of these films, I think MST should have done all of them, but hey we'll take this one. Potatoes are what we eat!!