robertaveryuk
Joined Oct 2001
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I found this a nauseating movie where everyone whined their way through saccharine songs...but my 8 year old daughter absolutely loved it, has watched it, like, a zillion times, and has declared her intention of going out and buying the CD of the score.
Oh, that this Romeo and Juliet had just skipped the infantile plot and gone straight to the poison-taking scene, and then shared the leftovers amongst the rest of what I might laughingly describe as the cast...but I can hear my beloved offspring humming the final song as I type!
Parents, allow your young ones to watch this movie: they will enjoy it...but for God's sake do not attempt to watch it yourself without a large injection of alcohol or other mind-altering substance!
Oh, that this Romeo and Juliet had just skipped the infantile plot and gone straight to the poison-taking scene, and then shared the leftovers amongst the rest of what I might laughingly describe as the cast...but I can hear my beloved offspring humming the final song as I type!
Parents, allow your young ones to watch this movie: they will enjoy it...but for God's sake do not attempt to watch it yourself without a large injection of alcohol or other mind-altering substance!
I was going to write a full review of this film but, thinking about it, I don't know whether I can bring myself to do so.
It's crap.
Not the most inspired critique but, unfortunately, devastingly accurate.
The acting is wooden, the martial arts is sub-standard seventies terrible, and the whole thing made me want to weep.
I beg you not to watch, rent or buy this movie: it will only make them want to make another.
It's crap.
Not the most inspired critique but, unfortunately, devastingly accurate.
The acting is wooden, the martial arts is sub-standard seventies terrible, and the whole thing made me want to weep.
I beg you not to watch, rent or buy this movie: it will only make them want to make another.