Sushiman

Clerks was a breath of fresh air when it came out in '94. It had the funniest dialogue I'd seen in a film at that time. Mallrats wasn't as funny but it was still worth watching. Chasing Amy? Good film, smart and engaging. Dogma - the first sign that Kevin Smith was going on a downward spiral of mediocre crap flicks. One of many films I'd had high expectations about but left the theater hugely disappointed. Which brings me to this nonchalant, piece-of-cinematic-crap, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Mr. Smith, your dream has died. This movie is absolutely lame, from beginning to end (Although the first ten minutes are actually able to get MILD chuckles, and that's that). What happened to your originality, Kevin? Did it disappear into thin air? It must have (You put that jackass Will Ferrell in it, for Chrissake).

I have been robbed of ninety minutes of my life, and I blame you, Kevin Smith.

SNL sucks, it sucks so bad that I just want to vomit every time I see that jackass Will Ferrell wailing like a damn woman. Lorne Michaels should immediately cancel SNL because I doubt he'll be able to find good people (That actually know what humor is - and it sure as hell isn't 90 minutes of sexual innuendo jokes). That's right - this show caters to stupid frat boys and adolescent teens, both of whom must share double digit IQ's. They'll laugh at anything that is sexual. Say the word "balls" and they'll laugh. Say the word "vagina" and those stupid comedically-retarded people will laugh. That's right - anyone who thinks SNL "still has flair" is comedically retarded. They will grow up and have kids that will be just like them - stupid and worthless.