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In an interview, John Travolta commented on how great the opening scene of this movie is. What he failed to mention was how bad the rest of it is! After the first 5 minutes, this movie does nothing but continually find ways to make you dumber.

The Story: A villainous patriot (John Travolta) thinks of something no one else has- a bank robbery. But because the bank has a computer in it, he needs to get the world's second best computer hacker (Hugh Jackman) to turn it on. Before the end credits roll, we get to see Halle Berry (and much more of her than usual), FBI agents, and even a porn queen. No wonder this movie was called Swordfish! Huh?

This is truly one of the best movies ever made. It's got smugglers, Famke, and everything else you'd want in a movie where giant sea creature attacks a carnival cruise ship. If only other movies could follow this formula!

This movie is so bad that I had to run out and buy my own copy before it vanishes from the planet. Everyone should enjoy the pain that is avalanche. But, amongst the painful plot and characters, you are treated to some very memorable scenes that make this film worth owning. Name another movie that has unstable snow and acid milk. Instead of being sad when characters meet their doom, you cheer with glee as their burning car falls into a deep ravine.