Biggs-4
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Back when I was in college, instead of going to parties or trying to be "popular", my roommate and I watched a lot of movies.
Midway through the year, we would run out of movies we had actually heard of, and instead began to rent the most horrible looking films we could find (that is how we found Altered States). And It's how we came across the Horrible Doctor Bones.
It's been a few years, but recalling the movie and the plot (heh, heh), I remember some white-boy rapping, an absolutely terrible story, and the longest torso on Dr. Bones that you will ever see on a human. Normally, I am not the best judge of acting talent. For example, I really can't tell the difference in acting between Tom Hanks and Colin Hanks, besides one is quite a bit sexier.
If you are looking for some unintentional comedy, you have found the right movie.
1/10
Midway through the year, we would run out of movies we had actually heard of, and instead began to rent the most horrible looking films we could find (that is how we found Altered States). And It's how we came across the Horrible Doctor Bones.
It's been a few years, but recalling the movie and the plot (heh, heh), I remember some white-boy rapping, an absolutely terrible story, and the longest torso on Dr. Bones that you will ever see on a human. Normally, I am not the best judge of acting talent. For example, I really can't tell the difference in acting between Tom Hanks and Colin Hanks, besides one is quite a bit sexier.
If you are looking for some unintentional comedy, you have found the right movie.
1/10
Dune is a unfortunate example of what happens when a large novel is not adapted when it is made into a 2 hour movie. It is just a bunch scenes stolen from the book, thrown together to advance the plot at record speed, which are cut drastically short so they lose all the the subtle meaning which makes the book great. Oh, and don't forget the David Lynch weirdness thrown in for no reason. I was ashamed, confused, and angry at this film and I am sorry that I ever watched it. On the positive side, MOST of the special effects were quite good for '84 and Sting was surprisingly fun to watch. But that was about all the film has going for it, and now that it is not 1984 anymore, the only reason to watch it is to see Sting doing his best Billy Idol impersonation.
It could be because I was six the first time I saw it and had a crush on the girl that played supergirl for a long time thereafter, but I enjoy the movie. The special effects are horribly dated compared to what we have become use to in movies, and the acting is not much better. Unless you really like the superman movies, or are under the age of six, the movie would probably be utterly boring. The only good thing that I can say about the movie is that I like it, but I don't know why.