Markus-26
Joined Feb 2001
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. . . ly STUPID! If you want to see a horrible, horrible, horrible movie, be sure and rent this one as soon as possible. I wish I could've understood half of what Big Pun was saying, but I'm almost glad that I couldn't. There is a beautiful, absurd disclaimer at the beginning from Ice T that's worth watching if you can't sit through the rest.
Tien crafts a strangely enjoyable web of utter and absolute confusion out of numerous flying samurai, an elixir called "The Purple Jade Badger" that makes it's consumer invincible (except in respect to things that can kill you), a lady samurai described as a "horrible nymphomaniac", and a wedding that never takes place. Bizarre and dumbfounding; therefore wonderful.
Yet another boggling action/drama from Peng "Roc" Tien. This time, the confusion is created in and about the dangerous world of Chinese professional billiards. Worth watching for the taut, climactic pool-skills contest. The Laws of Physics are out the window in this one.