_Sergey_
Joined Mar 2001
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Progressive POV ruined a great classic character from my childhood. All the positive reviews just can't be real, written by honest actual viewers. There's absolutely nothing good about this movie. It's a stupid movie even for a straight to video category. Don't waste your time and money.
10 minutes in, I'm thinking "this is one of the more boring found-footage documentaries"...
15 minutes in: "as a target audience, how stupid do they think I have to be to watch this"...
20 minutes in, after checking 6.2 stars rating on imdb: "I must be missing something, this is supposed to be good"...
30 minutes in, "I must push forward, can't give up, it's gonna get better any minute now"...
Credits roll: "they've had me". :(
This is one stupid, cheap, crappy, blunt, badly made movie. The grainy footage is bad and obviously (I understand it's all fake, but they didn't bother to try to make it convincing), no surprises anywhere, everything is predictable and simple. No thrill, no scares, nothing. It's boring, slow, stupid.
I bet the makers of this gem realized all this and decided to add a "jump scare" in the final few minutes. But even that came out half baked.
Save yourself time and disappointment, and watch literally anything else.
15 minutes in: "as a target audience, how stupid do they think I have to be to watch this"...
20 minutes in, after checking 6.2 stars rating on imdb: "I must be missing something, this is supposed to be good"...
30 minutes in, "I must push forward, can't give up, it's gonna get better any minute now"...
Credits roll: "they've had me". :(
This is one stupid, cheap, crappy, blunt, badly made movie. The grainy footage is bad and obviously (I understand it's all fake, but they didn't bother to try to make it convincing), no surprises anywhere, everything is predictable and simple. No thrill, no scares, nothing. It's boring, slow, stupid.
I bet the makers of this gem realized all this and decided to add a "jump scare" in the final few minutes. But even that came out half baked.
Save yourself time and disappointment, and watch literally anything else.
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