Kreme

Don't listen to all the hate out there for this movie. Is it the classic that the 1984 movie is? No, but then neither was it in 1984.

This is a worthy remake with a lot of humor and its own story. The leads are great without being copies of the original team and the cameos are just perfect, not too much, not too little. Lots and lots of references to the original film, of course. Worth seeing it again just to try to catch the ones I missed the first time. I also liked the tow or three oblique asides to the coordinated attack on this movie from misogynists online; subtle, but amusing.

For little kids, the ghosts are pretty scary.

Predictable, unimaginative, boring, and just dumb. It was very difficult to sit through this film, and even the kids hated it. High production values and good 3D animation don't count for anything with a story as dull as this one.

There are a lot of 'jokes' in the movie that feel like they came out of one of those 1970s Hannah-Babara cartoons.

The "action" sequences—and there are many of them—are long, loud, and still very dull because they are entirely predictable, even down to the final, predictable and forced 'joke' at the end. One follows upon the other with a very thin sheen of story to connect them.

Easily in the class of worst movies ever made, Birdemic has obsoletely nothing to recommend it other than a hilarious send-up of it by the folks at Rifftrax. The acting is horrible, the script is a mess of confusion, the directing is worse, and the special effects look like they were done by an 8yo on an old Quadra 660av. The movie lacks all the charm of something like Plan 9 From Outer Space and fits in well with dreck like Manos The Hand of Fate.

If at all possible, avoid seeing this film. Drive many miles out of your way if need be.

Even if you like bad movies in general, this movie will test your limits.