baskil
Joined Jun 2000
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This is by far the worst movie ever made. I have no doubt. I have seen such crap as Manos, Space Mutiny, and whatnot, and I can honestly tell you that they do not hold a candle to Science Crazed.
Science Crazed has no discirnable plot. Something about a guy making a woman pregnant via turkey baster, and the child born *hours* later is fully grown, and ready to kill. Of course, being a newborn, it takes him about an hour to kill people. The director loops footage constantly, and takes about fifteen minutes to set up an awkward death. There is about a page of dialogue for the whole movie, however the dialogue arrives about a minute after it is spoken.
Sample Scene: The monster is walking down a hall. We know this because there is about ten minutes of looped footage of his feet. In between loops, we are treated to two women working out. Repeat ad nauseum for about 20 minutes. When the monster does show up, no one moves, and everyone looks like deer in headlights as the monster takes another 10 minutes to get to them to kill them. By the level of the acting, you would guess that the people are already dead.
I know my description doesn't seem too bad, but trust me, I can not fully describe the pain that is Science Crazed.
Stay away, and boycott all video stores that carry it. :)
Science Crazed has no discirnable plot. Something about a guy making a woman pregnant via turkey baster, and the child born *hours* later is fully grown, and ready to kill. Of course, being a newborn, it takes him about an hour to kill people. The director loops footage constantly, and takes about fifteen minutes to set up an awkward death. There is about a page of dialogue for the whole movie, however the dialogue arrives about a minute after it is spoken.
Sample Scene: The monster is walking down a hall. We know this because there is about ten minutes of looped footage of his feet. In between loops, we are treated to two women working out. Repeat ad nauseum for about 20 minutes. When the monster does show up, no one moves, and everyone looks like deer in headlights as the monster takes another 10 minutes to get to them to kill them. By the level of the acting, you would guess that the people are already dead.
I know my description doesn't seem too bad, but trust me, I can not fully describe the pain that is Science Crazed.
Stay away, and boycott all video stores that carry it. :)
To quote someone "I think someone say Dick Tracy and an A-Ha video and said, 'What a great idea!'"
This movie was really terrible. Watching this was akin to having a Root Canal without anesthetics. Rent only if you have a death wish on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
This movie was really terrible. Watching this was akin to having a Root Canal without anesthetics. Rent only if you have a death wish on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Like in life, sometimes things are too good to be true in movies. The Cell is a great example of this. It has a great premise (In order to save a serial killer's latest victim, they must go inside of his mind), but ultimately falls flat on it's face, causing the viewer to become quite frustrated. The acting is sub-par, and the plot has a major hole the size of Texas, almost as if this is a b-movie with a big budget. And much like Hollow Man, the film presents very interesting concepts, and fails to explore them to their fullest. Another half hour of the mind sequences might have came close, but that is uncertain. New director Tarsem shows that he has a flair for the visual, however he is unable to pull this screenplay out from the gutter. The movie may look cool, but it is a shiny apply ridden with worms on the inside.
Grade C-
Grade C-