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You know, Scary Movie should not be known as Scary Movie. Probably Perverted Movie. Why, I don't think this is even a movie at all. This has got to be the sickest piece of trash I have ever watched. And I thought Talos the Mummy was bad. This is unspeakably stupid in every way. The plot does not exist because this...thing for no reason switches to a needless sex scene or some other perverted scene just for the sake of putting one there. None of those scenes have any relation to the movie, if it was one. In fact, you might think you are watching a different film when the scene switches abruptly to a sex scene. As for the scenes that satrize films like the Matrix, Sixth Sense, Blair Witch Project and Scream, those were done poorly because the actors genuinely look like they were trying hard but unsuccessfully to imitate the scenes. The actors...are just pitiful. Anyone who would agree to act in such a film is either perverted or in desperate need of money. The acting is the same boring thing every time. For instance: person sees killer, person becomes supposedly "scared" and panics, killer stabs person. Whenever any of the main characters see the killer heading towards them with a knife, its always the same reaction. Their eyes go wide and the go "Oh My God! Its him! Run!" After about 5 times of the afore mentioned it becomes less funny and more stupid and pointless. I've heard a lot of good and bad remarks about this waste of my time. Please, if you're quite sane, save yourself from this sad excuse for a movie. Otherwise, open up and eat the bad trash.

Jackie Chan returns once again in the second of his "team up with an American" filmssince Rush Hour. This time he heads to the wild west to rescue his master's daughter from terrorist hands. Like all Jackie Chan films, Shanghai Noon contains a lot of humor, lightning fast kung-fu action and a cool attitude. I liked the fighting scenes which were extremely quick and well timed. Chan's cowboy side-kick provides half the laughs with his funny attitude and gun slinging action. The acting was good and so was the plot. The same can be said for the humor. The only complaint that I have is that the word s*** was used TOO extensively. Even the native americans used that word. All in all, Shanghai Noon should be able to bring back the laughs that Rush Hour provided, with the action packed fight scenes.