legnadibrom

please don't bother with this film, it's beyond garbage, i'd give it lower than a 1 but it didn't dissolve my eyes like a 0 in theory should, the actor playing the retard boy is the worst, the actor playing the ladies man, willard, is just too irritating to want to watch sleazing it up with cute chicks, the actress playing the mother is missing a tooth! this movie isn't short enough, this type of no-budget nudie film is supposed to be 70 minutes or less, for a sleaze flick this movie has a lot of guys having sex or masturbating with their flies up! the women are nice to look at but the sex scenes go on far too long, ie. "why don't i undress you and look you over, suck your breasts, then have intercourse, then i'll muff dive for awhile, then i'll teach you how to perform fellatio, then let's finish up with intercourse again and i'll keep my long johns on the whole time" blech

the only movie that's as bad as this is "bang!" why is this z-grade movie 85 minutes long? why do micro-budget movies like this stretch their crap out to become a full-length film when there's absolutely nothing worthwhile? the films makes no sense, the acting is a atrocious, every single character is annoying, the make-up/gore is sub-par, the tapeworm is basically a ripoff from "braindead," i hated this movie by the 45minute mark, up until then i was just bored, then it kept dragging on and on, i don't see any credit given to the director and i pray to god that he never does anything having to do with the entertainment industry ever, again, even the title credits are obnoxious, i can't think about this garbage anymore, goodbye