priest.21

i am proud to say that this film changed my life. no, wait...that was ishtar...never mind. in any case, this film's elementary plot and mindless dialogue amuse me. therefore, it has value and is worth watching. analyzing and picking this crap apart is pointless...it is what it is. chuck thinks he is some sort of super action hero, and that is like calling "carrot top" the next andy kauffman.

let's get one thing straight...this is an obvious cliche in the genre of horror: people go on their honeymoon and the killings ensue. needless to say, i loved this film. i find nothing but entertainment value in this. the ridiculous plot and atrocious acting is what makes this both vomit inducing and wonderfully obnoxious. i recommend this this for the people out there who actually search out awful b-movie horrors and watch them in their entirety, loving every painful minute of it. if a movie is so terrible that it provokes anger and nausea within the viewer, it should be valued.

a summary i will not provide, but my reactions to this deliciously obnoxious little film i will. my first bowel movement was triggered right around the time sardu and ralfus played "butt darts" with one of their many helpless female victims. then, i threw up all over my carpet as i witnessed sardu whip and torture another helpless female whose head happened to be in a guillotine, and the rope holding the blade up in her mouth. pure genius. if you like "blood diner", "roller blade", or the situational comedy series "silver spoons", this film will make you want to destroy something and then vomit or poop all over it. this movie contains brilliant set design, magnificent costumes, and some of the best acting since "ALF". you want the best b-movie horror film of all time? i say, "no problem!"