Jojosh the Pi
Joined Nov 1999
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And unfortunately, so did I. ANY movie that relies on a bad pun as its tagline or its title should be relegated to the $2.00 bin, but we decided to try a second consecutive bad movie for movie night. We had a winner in "House of the Dead"--go with that one if you want a laughable flick.
Some witch jumped into the water after being set on fire by Mr. Miner. Some guy took a dump in the woods. And that same guy grabbed a new girlfriend right in front of his old one. I don't remember much else. The last third of the movie was utterly insipid, and we were all waiting in agony until the end.
Some witch jumped into the water after being set on fire by Mr. Miner. Some guy took a dump in the woods. And that same guy grabbed a new girlfriend right in front of his old one. I don't remember much else. The last third of the movie was utterly insipid, and we were all waiting in agony until the end.
This movie seems to have received positive overall reviews (6.5 here; almost 60 in metacritic). If anyone can explain this to me, please enlighten.
Every other James Bond movie has got to be better than this (it's my first). Were the graphics a hangover from the early 90's? In that surfing scene, one of the "animators" must made a kitchen magnet of James Bond and filmed it bobbing up and down on the water, for all its realism. The ice cliff collapsing was absolute garbage.
Towards the end of the movie, they attack the space weapon, Icarus, by sending ONE missile??? Perhaps if they'd attacked with MULTIPLE MISSILES from MULTIPLE DIRECTIONS, they could have actually incapacitated Icarus.
Don't even mention the final battle sequence in the plane. The only explanation for this mediocrity is that this movie was supposed to be a comedy. 4/10
Every other James Bond movie has got to be better than this (it's my first). Were the graphics a hangover from the early 90's? In that surfing scene, one of the "animators" must made a kitchen magnet of James Bond and filmed it bobbing up and down on the water, for all its realism. The ice cliff collapsing was absolute garbage.
Towards the end of the movie, they attack the space weapon, Icarus, by sending ONE missile??? Perhaps if they'd attacked with MULTIPLE MISSILES from MULTIPLE DIRECTIONS, they could have actually incapacitated Icarus.
Don't even mention the final battle sequence in the plane. The only explanation for this mediocrity is that this movie was supposed to be a comedy. 4/10