core-3
Joined Aug 1999
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I love swordfight movies. I love Viking movies. I think Antonio Banderas rocks, and John McTiernan's Die Hard stands as one of the great movies of all time.
But The 13th Warrior sucks. It's so boring, my wife fell asleep. You can't SEE anything, but when there is enough light to see, there's nothing to see anyway. There's not a single shot that impresses the eye. No sweeping vistas or elegant lighting -- hell, not even cool swordplay.
This looks like a bunch of high school students with a camera. There's absolutely nothing to remember -- there's not even BAD highlights, you know, stuff that's just so terrible it stands out. Not even that. I have no idea why this movie was made.
But The 13th Warrior sucks. It's so boring, my wife fell asleep. You can't SEE anything, but when there is enough light to see, there's nothing to see anyway. There's not a single shot that impresses the eye. No sweeping vistas or elegant lighting -- hell, not even cool swordplay.
This looks like a bunch of high school students with a camera. There's absolutely nothing to remember -- there's not even BAD highlights, you know, stuff that's just so terrible it stands out. Not even that. I have no idea why this movie was made.
Saw this on a flight from Tokyo to HK - had no idea what it was about (still don't, really) but it had my wife and I ROTFL. There's bits about the alien autopsy, Academy Award speeches and cooking shows, I think.
Doesn't make any sense, has cheesy effects and this isn't really acting, just mugging for the camera and winking at the audience, but everyone's very charming and once you stop worrying about the story (there might have been one, somewhere), you won't stop laughing.
Doesn't make any sense, has cheesy effects and this isn't really acting, just mugging for the camera and winking at the audience, but everyone's very charming and once you stop worrying about the story (there might have been one, somewhere), you won't stop laughing.