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Quite possibly one of the worst movies I have ever had the displeasure to see. Chris Klein was laughably awful (no change there then), Moon Bloodgood was wasted (and rubbish) in her role.

Best of all is M. Bison's hilarious Irish accent, if you can still take this movie seriously after witnessing that spectacle then you are either braindead or require urgent psychiatric attention.

One of the most diabolical, awful and basically laughable pieces of turd I have seen in all my life. I'd rather eat my own head than see this movie again.

I'd rather soil myself in front of my family than watch this bungling turdfest of a movie and that is being generous.

This movie is what they must screen in Hell (they don't show it in Hell here in Grand Cayman though so at least some folks have been spared it seems).

Let's get the obvious out of the way first , Jennifer Ehle is GORGEOUS , so excuse me if i seem biased! Set during the war , a family with a strange besotment with the smell of their yard (?) are thrown in to a sea of love , hate and torrid affairs! The acting is absoloutely priceless throughout with everyone doing a marvellous job! Only problem is , where can i get it on VHS or DVD? A fantastic drama , a treat for all!

I'm not trying to be a party-pooper for all you Alicia fans , but this movie was utter rubbish! The plot is so thin that if it got any thinner it would cease to exist. Also , im sorry to say this but where were the acting skills? No disrespect to the cast as , unquestionably they are all good at what they do , but the response from the cast to this film seemed to be non-existent! To summarise , a great idea for a movie but the end result is appalling. Oh and by the way , is it just me or am i the only person who could'nt understand a word of what Benicio Del Toro was saying throughout the entire film?